99% of mold gives humans something between mild discomfort and death. The remaining 1% tastes good with butter.

No one:

Everyone: adds a pointless “No one:” above perfectly valid memes

Most molds are about as closely related to mushrooms as flatworms are to humans

Some moulds are totally fine, see blue cheese. Some mycelium schlongs are dangerous, see death caps.

"why is that we eat the fruit and not the tree?"

Blue cheese would like a word.

"Why do we eat the fungi that taste good and not the ones that give you explosive diarrhea?"

Whoa there... We eat mold too if they're the right type and on the right things.

Both are pictures of genitalia, one of them is just really really small, microscopic even, so you are being very insensitive towards the microscopic genitalia.

The Roquefort (French blue cheese) is made from the mold that grows on rye bread.

So even the moldy bread, in the right condition, can become a delicacy.

This bacterium gives me the sniffles. This other bacterium liquefies and eats my muscles. But if I don't have enough of this other bacterium in me, I get violent explosive shits??

Humans: 🤮

Human genitalia: 🍆💨👃🤤

Cheese and yoghurt enter the chat.

the difference between eating mushrooms and eating mold is the difference between oral sex and vore

basically the same thing with men

Kombucha and sourdough bread have now entered the chat.

Srsly? It's pretty simple - some forms of mold are delicious and others aren't.

Here's another mystery to ponder: Why do people generally love having sex but hate doing housework that involves the same amount of effort? Have fun.

.....is bread mold harmful to eat?

EDIT: Still have not gotten a wholly confirmed answer lol

If the french eat frogs that's fine, but when the south Americans do it everyone loses their minds.

(Poison dart frogs)

I prefer calling it flowers than genitallia

I’ve been sucking off genitalia this whole time?!