IDK maybe they're just really bad at cutting pizza.

You put the sharp edge on a surface and push forward to cut pizza. That IS thrusting.

Thrusting or striking, you can definitely strike with a pizza sword so it match at least one definition.

And the sheath

ah yes, ignoring that it should actuality be a polygon, implying a closed shape with straight sides much like this ignores the "weapon" and "used for thrusting or striking" parts of the definition.

not hard to make strange things fit a definition when you just ignore parts of it.

This image makes me angrier than it should. Those 4 "right angle" designations are all lies. You cannot have a curved line attached to anything and call it a "right angle". It's not. Like, factually. I don't care if it's 2 feet long, or 200,000 miles, it will never be exactly 90°, which invalidates the entire thing.

I was going to ask which squenix protag this was, but your alt text answered that for me.

Why do they all have a certain look to them?

Swords without a sharpened point had existed. You could only use them for cutting, not thrusting.

it does have a point. look at the blade from the side.

pointy bit goes into the pizza.

Fr, what happened to 2πr?

Wait. Of the blade or the whole thing?

You don't need to leave the kitchen, just need a pi

It’s also not length but circumference.

I don't know if this is a joke or not. Elden Ring has Ghiza's Wheel as a weapon and is low-key considered "Dark Souls 4" by many fans.

I asked the pizza place to divide the pizza into 0 equal slices and about 20 minutes later there was a loud explosion from downtown. Never did get that pizza.