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[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 172 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nah. They're shopping for a third.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 80 points 1 week ago (3 children)

More specifically, a handmaid.

[–] supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago

The kind of jobs where you use your hands to do all of their housework for them for free while bearing the husband's children.

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[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Nah, they're Mormons. They're actually this crazy

[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 100 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Spencer definitely wants to film his wife being nailed by another man

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He wants to be the one to jump on the bed.

[–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago

We can only assume that if soaking isn't premarital sex, then it can't be extramarital sex either.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago

Good for Spencer.

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 60 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'll go to your church, you come to my orgy. Fair is fair, right?

[–] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Imagine the uproar if you went to a church and said "you're so prudish, you need to fuck more, come to Tinder."

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Joseph Smith: "No need to make them exclusive."

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oh sweet summer child.

The church IS the orgy. Now here, have some Kool aid, we're going to see the face of God together.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Liar, this is Flavor Aid.

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[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah yes because Jesus was known for his condescending, judgmental attitudes against others.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Is Jesus God? Because God had some pretty shitty things to say about women and gay folk. 🤷‍♂️

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[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Can bukake be used as a baptism if it happens in a church?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Now there's a brand new sentence (probably)

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[–] knightmare1147@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Thank you, Internet.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The church I grew up believed in immersion, not sprinkling. It's not a no, but it's gonna be more difficult.

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[–] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If I saw this in the wild, I'd immediately hire the most attractive single person I could find to reply to this ad, go to church with them, and low-key try to have sex with either/both of them on the side

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[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 1 week ago (4 children)

my partner and I did some butthole fingering at midnight up against a church the year we started dating

we’ve been together for 13 years

thank you jesus

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Weird way of looking for a threesome with another threesome but okay.

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 week ago

The sound like the second most insufferable couple ever, right after the couple that is going through a very public breakup right now.

[–] dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] M137@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

*this is a real offer to cum with us!!

[–] sebsch@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago

With Jesus' little extra

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago (6 children)

But you guys will put out after Church, right?

[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago
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[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm willing to go to church on her, not interested in the guy though

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Give him a chance. He just wants to watch.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Fine by me, I'll teach him a few things like finding the clitoris

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[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

As long as you only soak it, he won't be able to object.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

No thanks, Satan gave me a good deal for mine.

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

i dont care if you call him "little extra jesus", spencer, PUT HIM AWAY IN CHURCH

[–] kubica@fedia.io 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] klu9@piefed.social 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've got nothing against their kind per se, but do they have to shove it down our throats?

Kinda. The most powerful, fastest growing and largest religions seem to depend on aggressive proselytizing.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 15 points 1 week ago

Cum with us!

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The problem is they are Mormon so they can’t save your soul

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I don't know. There's got to be at least one decent Morman cobbler.

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[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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