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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Of course, Trump is the biggest business idiot in the country. He was largely elected because he is the big, dumb mascot of business idiots.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I keep seeing Ed's site posted everywhere and we need to promote the HELL out of him!!! It seems he is the only person actually making sense today. I send his articles to everyone I know and urge them to read it.

[–] xeekei@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

Click the link above my comment..

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 16 points 6 days ago

The other 78% he reneges on nuclear agreements in place since a decade and threatens war on the behalf of a country that starts with I, probably the Ivory Coast, or maybe Iceland, to blow up another country that starts with I, maybe Italy.

Maybe he sees all these Is and thinks "Yeah, I'm awesome."

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Honestly he should golf more

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 6 days ago

With the amount he plays golf, you'd think he'd be better at it, but apparently he's a chronic cheat at that as well.

[–] ceph@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I urge Trump to go fuck himself.

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

With all his golf clubs at the same time

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well yeah

Pensions are fucked globally

Not a single one of you will see any money from it, so better get working

Even better, you guys will probably need to extend the pension age up to 75 or so

Prepare for fun times

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 days ago

France revolted violently for less... and again after Charlie X started stripping away the Napoleonic rights.

[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 6 points 6 days ago

Damn it's been a while since a political nottheonion was actually a good nottheonion

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I realize this is not the onion but does anyone have a different source?

This looks fake

[–] TheDeadlySquid@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

I urge him to get bent!

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

No thanks, I'm good.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago
[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago

As much as I fucking hate the irish star, they have a good headline for once.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Maybe he'll trip and impale himself on a golf club soon

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 152 points 1 week ago (13 children)
[–] tonytins@pawb.social 70 points 1 week ago

And it has a TACO index. Perfect. xD

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[–] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 95 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Look at that 275lb (320?) bag of piss wrapped up in a cheap looking 10k suit shitting his pants. Nubby little fingers. Weird nubby mushroom member (this is from a a legal deposition)

Clearly demented and so insecure he can’t even ask for help.

Dude is in over his head.

The stress is gonna kill him. He knows it that’s why he’s not working.

He is not looking healthy

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Incentivize it, you living malediction. Expand healthcare to allow more hours, increase overtime pay, make it easier to start a business, personally turn a few billionaires into pulp within a massive stadium housing solely seats, cameras, screens, a long spool of rope, and a single woodchipper. Frankly, these aren’t big asks.

[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

For real. You'd think the black hole of failure that Drumph and his billionaire cabinet are, would be the death knell for the fucking prosperity bible. Woodchip them all !!

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[–] letsgo2themall@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

meh, I did the quiet quit thing a long time ago. not working harder without a nice raise. I'm urging Americans to work less. go on! take that day off! you can do it!

[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Americans should definitely take Voting Day off, to maybe vote.

[–] xeekei@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

They could also have voting day on a fucking sunday like the rest of us. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] EverXIII@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

ahaha... good one. Maybe they will go vote if they get a free burger with fries. Or tacos... 😂🤣😂

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (7 children)
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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For anyone keeping count, that's about a day and a half per week.

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