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[–] ramenbelly@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 1 hour ago

World of Warcraft

Warhammer 40k

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

World War: Jugg3rnaut

After being on the wrond side of history in the previous two world wars, Germany is tasked to lead the free world against Russia, America, China, and India, all of which are seeking to exterminate democracies from all around the world, to go back to the era of "strongman leaders".

Meanwhile Ukraine is joining them, by offering them the drone controling super-AI called Jugg3rnaut they stole from Microsoft using their hackers...

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (4 children)

And War 10. We're skipping War 9 because the number nine sounds too much like "death" in some languages and the marketing team likes big round numbers.

[–] BigButt@hilariouschaos.com 15 points 1 day ago

I thought it was because "War 9" is too similar to "Win 9" or Windows 9x. This could cause software compatibility issues so its best to just skip straight from 8 to 10.

[–] rapchee@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

war X surely

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Right now we’re releasing War 10, and because War 10 is the last version of War. It's all about War as a service.

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Okay, just for shits 'n giggles we'll throw in a War 11. Just mind that it can't be fought with perfectly good legacy weapons, those will need to be replaced.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

War ME, War XP, War Vista, then we can have World War 7.

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

War 8 with a large regional sub-conflict called War 8+ War X (pronounced ten) which revolutionizes warfare. You’re gonna love it. Gets renamed into War Xs but nothing much is new. Kicks back into War 11 and local conflict War 11 Pro which is smaller than the regional War 11 Pro Max though honestly, they’re all the same.

Eventually gets rebranded as War 2026 even though conflict is taking place in 2025.

Meanwhile there's some annoying neckbeards over here acting all superior talking about GNU/ArmedConflict or as I've recently started calling it GNU + ArmedConflict.

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Where is The World of Wars?

Not even touching the Many Worlds series. Tisk tisk

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

It's my favorite F & F movie, anyone who disagrees fight me

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You think THAT'S an unpopular opinion? I personally think that they should never even have made the first one.

[–] sixty@sh.itjust.works 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 23 hours ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

People I know IRL who hate on the last few because they were so over-the-top; I think they're the best because they were so over-the-top.

So just driving under a truck, or drifting is cool, but jumping a building to blow up a helicopter with your car is dumb? Whatever. 🙄

[–] AmbientChaos@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

First one is like a time capsule of street racing and car culture of the moment. It was better because it was grounded in reality. The driving and stunts were cool because they were believable. The new stuff is just over the top action.

To each their own :)

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

The first one shows a criminal gang and you know they’re serious because they have a truck full of stolen dvd players..it’s a great product of its time

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Weren't they even in space in one of the movies?

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[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 20 points 1 day ago

World War 3: Israel Grift

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 day ago
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[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Kinda weir not seeing a mention to moths in this post, coming from you.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The moths will be back, after this short break

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“After these messages, we’ll be ‘light’ back!”

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh we're back, visit my profile for a look

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You forgot “Sticks and Stones” which is the better title for WWIV

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why is The World and the War not on here, given that it started this nonsense? Are you a denier?

I never sold my soul but I know some people who would be wondering where the "World of Warcraft" was.

[–] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

''The Great War' and 'The War to End All Wars'... am I a joke to you?

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

Those are just different release titles for the first one.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 7 points 1 day ago

World War 3D

[–] anzo@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

2worlds1war

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Pretty sure with the current ongoing conflicts, WWIII has already kicked off and we just haven't fully accepted it yet.

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[–] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You forgot to put "Trump's Third Term" at the bottom to finish the timeline.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

The merch will be awesome

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