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[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 97 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Had Pierre Curie not died in an accident, he would most likely have eventually died of the effects of radiation, as did his wife, their daughter Irène, and her husband Frédéric Joliot.

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 105 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No true, he would've become a superhero like the meme suggests.

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The quote also mentioned Frédéric Joliot.

[–] SippyCup@feddit.nl 54 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Obviously he was actually a woman, or he wouldn't have died.

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

Don't give JK Rowling ideas.

[–] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Or turned intona superhero but is good at hiding it

[–] Sirius006@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

What actually happened is Joliot turned into a supervilain, he killed Pierre Curie before he could become a superhero, but was ultimately defeated by Henri Bequerel, who is immortal.

I thought this was common knowledge.

In the meantime Irene Joliot died of the radiations, as everybody would expect.

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 3 points 3 months ago

Did anyone check Marie's grave?

Most likely she melted into a sentient beam of radiation and is blasting all around the world, interfering with various radio signals, and science experiments, like John Bell's - just to fuck with Einstein.

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Not a male scientist.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 3 months ago

the true nuclear family

[–] oce@jlai.lu 11 points 3 months ago

When your family is so brilliant they die from it.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 68 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Goddamn misogynistic radiation! Fight patriarchal particle decay!

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Misogynistic Radiation would be an absolutely amazing band name

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

When the misogynistic radiation ionizes oxygen, it smells exactly like Axe body spray. So strange.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 46 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] abfarid@startrek.website 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I don't think she got exposed to gamma radiation, she got a blood transfusion from Banner. So no, gamma radiation is still sexist.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

she got a blood transfusion from Banner

The existence of blood transfusions implies the existence of blood cisfusions.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 26 points 3 months ago

Isn't that basically dialysis?

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 6 points 3 months ago

What led you to that ciscendental revelation?

[–] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Banner is a gamma source iirc, especially when Hulk is out

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe. But IIRC it's still not the reason she got the powers. I think it was because they were related or something, she was able to incorporate Hulk blood somehow. She didn't become She-Hulk due to massive exposure to radiation.

She became a gamma mutant through gamma exposure through Banner, but she became she hulk instead of Cancer Woman because she's Banners cousin. Makes you wonder how widely the Hulk gene is spread in that family waiting for a gamma burst to wake it up

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ironically it's only Spider-Man that has killed women with radioactive sperm

God Marvel's hateon for Spider-Man is getting old, was old when they did that bit too.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 46 points 3 months ago

I would love to see a movie about her where she gets super powers instead of dying

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And then there was that guy who ingested radium like a supplement and his jaw decayed. He was bulletproof, however. And he had laser beam eyes. It’s sort of a mixed bag.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eben_Byers

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This does sound like a Marvel mutant? I think his name was "Furnace"? He had no jaw and his chest was flaming energy?

Edit: That was not his name:

Jono Starsmore, also known as Chamber, is a mutant who possesses mutant abilities including the generation and manipulation of concussive blasts of psionic energy from a furnace in his chest, telepathy for communication and mental manipulation.

[–] Snowies@lemmy.zip 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

She should have been born in a comic book instead of real life.

Classic mistake.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe she should have been named Bruce. It's our strongest name!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Jack'll crack when the Bruce is loose.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 3 months ago

Name one story where a Bruce beats a Jack, even in the Hulk, you simply can't because their normal powers are increased by Hulk being giant-kin

[–] Cintari@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago
[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Now I want an issue of The Hulk where Madame Curie bursts through The Green Door as the hulkest hulk that ever hulked.

MARIE CURIE IS STRONGEST THERE IS!

[–] wieson@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 11 points 3 months ago

Found the Polish

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Compound V works on women

[–] don@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

I mean, she is highly venerated by the scientific community, such that her research is still kept around despite being highly radioactive. Also, she was a living human being, as opposed to, y’know, a comic book character.