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[–] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 64 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Pro-life website. The article is probably not worth reading lmao.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 35 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

EUTHANASIA / ASS SUICIDE

Their proofreading skills check out.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Should be EUTHANASSIA in that case, right?

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

Thanks. Obvious rage bait.

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[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 71 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

Actual Japanese here, even within the dark humor context, I wholeheartedly agree with Yusuke Narita.

It's precisely the gerontocracy in Japan why the nation is heading extremely far right. The aging oppressive population needs to retire, vacate, and leave the younger generation capable of making their choices. We are the lowest GDP first nation because of elders oppressing.

I'm glad Yusukeさん is in the 🇺🇲, but I’m afraid he’ll be deathcamped soon.

I'm thankful 28 folks read the article correctly. Fuck oppression.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago

Thanks for the added opinion and context.

When I read he actually used the word "seppuku", I immediately knew that it wasn't just suicide he was talking about. He's also saying that the oldest generation needs to admit they screwed everything up beyond repair, and answer for it.

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

People tend to conservadorism as they age, due to cognitive decline and loss of plasticity of the brain. It's a global phenomenon and usually make them make bad decisions in regards to what's best for the public or public interest.

That's why I think there must be age limit to occupy public lidership roles.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What on Earth is with the links.

A link to a Lemmy micro-opinion, a link to a Sega video, and a link to some random article.

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[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 102 points 4 days ago (5 children)
[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 17 points 4 days ago

Australian dude used a home-made robot to kill himself in 2008

https://www.wired.com/2008/03/australian-man/

9 years late on a corporate model

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarco_pod

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 4 days ago

"For an extra quarter, would you like to have your eyes scooped out by a melon baller?"

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[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago

You first, buddy

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 37 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

Oh yes! Anything but immigration!

But seriously, I feel like this is the broad sentiment of Japanese and the non-Japanese alike. Anti- immigration right applaud Japan for "keeping their country theirs" (as if ethnic Japanese aren't the ones who came later and displaced the local Ainus already living there), and not going on supposed national suicide, unlike the West. Not having enough babies is tantamount to suicide anyway. The narrative then becomes: either allow immigration and go on national and cultural suicide; or don't allow immigration and not have enough babies, which is still considered national suicide. Either way is committing national suicide.

I am not naive to think that immigration has no baggage; but at the same time, if countries want to increase birth rate, then increase the wages and standard of living for young people and families to encourage more people to marry and raise families. However, the elites aren't going to do the former because they don't want to disappoint their shareholders. If they don't want to do that, then allow more immigration, which they also don't want to do.

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Orrrr (and this applies to most western countries in the near future too) they could maybe kinda consider not creating conditions in which its fucking impossible to have kids?

[–] Hellahunter@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

As someone in a western country now inconceivable! Heck we still have a good portion of Americans who complain about the living standards but will stay home in November or actively vote for things like deporting immigrants like that magically fixes the over arching problem

56 is the median age for home buyers in 2025 and it’s been this way for a very long time.

We’re as doomed as Japan honestly we just happen to encourage immigration lol. So I agree with you.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 day ago

Look at the median age of first-time homebuyers, it's less skewed. Many people make more than one home purchase in a lifetime, including whan they buy smaller places when they're old in order to downsize, or when they buy into a retirement community.

The median age of first-time home buyers is 35, according to this: https://www.financialsamurai.com/the-median-homebuyer-age-is-now-so-old/

National Association of Realtors gives a slightly higher number.

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[–] kebab@endlesstalk.org 8 points 4 days ago

Yeah, plus consider how many people already learn Japanese as it’s considered to be a sexy language in many countries

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[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 54 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Why the fuck does this publication abbreviate assisted suicide as "ass suicide"

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

That could lead to pressuring people into euthananal.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 37 points 4 days ago

It should obviously be ass suc

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 days ago

Any means you choose. Ass suicide is just a recomendation.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago

He might have to talk about this with his universities ethics commission...

[–] audaxdreik@pawb.social 40 points 4 days ago (2 children)

If you've ever seen Thank You for Smoking and appreciated the dark political satire, check out Boomsday from Christopher Buckley by the same author, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boomsday_(novel)

Cassandra Devine, "a morally superior twenty-nine-year-old PR chick" and moonlit angry blogger, incites generational warfare when she proposes that the financially nonviable Baby Boomers be given incentives (free Botox, no estate tax) to kill themselves at 70. The proposal, meant only as a catalyst for debate on the issue, catches the approval of millions of citizens, chief among them an ambitious presidential candidate, Senator Randolph Jepperson.

It's been a decade or more since I last read it, but I remember it being pretty funny and insightful.

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 18 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Does he see the same solution for old people everywhere, or just Japan? Seems like anyone can become a professor nowadays. There used to be standards, dammit!

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

it's a lot less controversial when phrased as euthanasia should be an option as a part of palliative care ...

[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

Remember ‘dinosaurs’ by Jim henson. Yeet grandma in the swap

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I don't speak Japanese, but if you follow the link to the video it starts about 18 minutes into the 20 minutes video. The professor says something and then everyone laughs.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 35 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Dr Narita has now told The New York Times his comments were “taken out of context”, and the paper reported that he added “they related to demands for older people in leadership positions to make way for the younger generation”.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago

"I didn't mean 'they should kill themselves', I merely stated that the old fucks should gtfo and cease to exist. By killing themselves. Media takes things so far out of context..."

[–] SamuelRJankis@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 days ago

The article is from 2023 and the source is a anti abortion site. The big red flag for me was the tweet from Pierre Pollievre saying how Conservatives are there to help people.

From what I've seen when Japanese people saw the footage and context of the conversation they do believe it was more about older generation moving on.

Dr Narita has now told The New York Times his comments were “taken out of context”, and the paper reported that he added “they related to demands for older people in leadership positions to make way for the younger generation”.

[–] arc99@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think we should all have dots in our hands and when it glows at the age of 30 we enter the Carousel to be renewed.

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Renew! Renew!

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Counterpoint: Everyone who ever attended yale should commit mass suicide

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[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

And he's not even a professor of medicine or pathology, this talking authoritatively about things outside your field is really getting out of hand /s

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 days ago

What an incredibly heartless comment to make.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I do wish there was a way to check out early without endangering your insurance, though.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

Simple, don't have insurance

taps head 🧠

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