In case anyone can't find the security parts I found it:
this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2025
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you know the computer thing is it plugged in?
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I hope they weren't counting on security through obscurity, because if so you've just ruined them
here, I added more in case you guys didn't notice the lock 
I don't understand...
Edit: woosh my friends 😎
I can provide some context. In the 90s, over 40 years ago, they enjoyed displaying their floppy discs to gain their guests’ envy but they were still wary of theft, so they placed them inside of heavy transparent enclosures. This practice descended from the premise of china cabinets. I’ve circled the floppy discs in blue for clarity.
Oh wait lmfao! Didnt notice you can just pull the hinges out from the base and lift it off XD
The security of 90s technology was largely based on the honor system.
Locks keep honest people honest.
That's all.
And children from messing with them
Considering most petty crime is a crime of opportunity then yeah. Locks are a good thing
They are important, but they are limited in the scope of what they can do. Just watch LockPickingLawyer or BosnianBill or Deviant Ollam's I'll Let Myself In: Tactics of Physical Pen Testers, This Key is Your Key, This Key is My Key and The Search for the Perfect Door.
On the other hand, I think most petty criminals probably aren't lockpickers, especially on their level. Probably more important to protect against someone drilling out the core or cutting the shackle. Of course, all this is a balance of how beefy and expensive the lock is versus how valuable and at risk what you're securing is.
Most locksmiths aren't at their level...
I miss BosnianBill, it always felt like my grandpa was sharing his hobby with me.
LPL and BB got me into picking locks, and so far it's saved a couple of massive personal headaches and one extremely expensive piece of industrial equipment (for which I recieved absolutely no recognition in saving the company about $450,000-550,000 in broken equipment)
It's also a fun quick thing to teach people and I have a spare set with me and an acrylic demonstration lock to show newbies.
I had fun at a park in south-western ohio once when I started picking all the padlocks couples were leaving on a bridge. I left about a dozen of them sitting on top of the railing.
Fun times, cheap hobby.
I hate this saying because it's claiming lazy thieves are honest people. If you would steal a bike outside a grocery store just because it's not locked you're not an honest person.
Locks counters the finders keepers rule.
Hey look! I found a lock in the open.
I'll now be keeping it for myself and whatever is attached to it.
During the pandemic I learned how to pick locks for fun and that was the exact thought that I had
What kind of sociopath stored their 3.5" floppies with the metal shutter up?
Someone who wants to make super sure that no dust gets into the discs, as even a single mote of dust in the drive will set off a chain reaction that destroys every universe simultaneously.
At least, according to my mother. She always insisted that floppy discs be stored like this since dust could settle in the tab if left the other way.
Isn’t the lid and key supposed to keep the dust out?
No. The key is strictly for security. It does nothing for dust.
The key keeps dust from getting into the lock.
They probably didn't have plastic/rubber inserts.
You'd think, but she was paranoid that the tiniest mote of dust would cause the computer to break.
Pretty much everyone I knew who had an Amiga had that box, and from the age of about 6 I was able to jimmy it open easily. Not that I had nefarious intent, just wanted to play Monkey Island.
Can confirm. Had Amiga, and had that box.
had that box, didn't have an amiga.
Got one 2 months ago though!
You could get in without the keys if you dropped it from chest height but there would be evidence of accessing the data.
Or if you figured out how to make or buy a wave rake.
That plastic lid opens from prying gently at the rear pressure hinges pretty easily, if I recall correctly.
My dad kept grainy porn gifs (technically, an animated format OLDER than .gif) on 5 inch floppies in one of these. I know it was porn because the lock sucked shit 😌
Good god it took me a while to realize you said grainy, not granny.
added layer of security i'd say
When I was 13, I looked at web pages about lock picking and then successfully picked the lock on our floppy disk case. Felt like a Mission Impossible operative for two whole days after that.
I bet that whole case is just Microsoft Office 97. I remember that was like 50 floppy disks.
Pretty similar to a lot of mailboxes
Or filing cabinets. Which is where sensitive information was often stored in the days of floppy disks.
And, this case could be set inside a locked filing cabinet, for twice the security!