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And that’s basically it!
He's just trolling, he needs to sustain attention which translates to income, now that it's waning and he looks like a loser. What else is he supposed to do -- get an HVAC license? Work at an Apple store? His options are limited.
100% this.
It's such a well established business model now.
Stimulate outrage amongst sane normal people. Free publicity. Engage with assholes who will buy your snake oil.
I’d like to see him draining septic tanks. With a teaspoon. While wearing that stupid little mustache.
We're tired of Democrats calling white men Hitler
says white man intentionally making himself look like Hitler.
You know he wanted to add "like it's a bad thing" to the end of that sentence.
I'm a white dude who has never been called Hitler. But I comport myself with empathy and dignity. Well, empathy anyway.
'It had a wild effect on women'
They used to be disgusted by me when I talked to them, but now they are disgusted by me the moment they see me.
What mother fucking year is it?!?!?
2025 .... we are in the 86th year of a war that was started in 1939 against the fascists whom we have yet to defeat.
The year? Oh it's 6363. No. That's not right. It's 1843. No. That's not it.
........would you believe it's actually the entire timeline that's fucked? Every year is fucked!
Alex Jones: "Nazis? That's just wrong terminology that the left uses to accuse everyone they don't like of being a nazi! Because they're the haters!"
Grows Hitler mustache.
Alex Hitler: "It's a (nationalist) social experiment! If you call me a nazi, then you're the real nazi!"
For fuck's sake. Why do I still meet people that think they could possibly not be nazis? You're not sure? Really?
They're not time travelers from 1940. They're modern nazis, and this is what they do. He's just another nazi propagandist like limbaugh and kirk, except he's got a fucking HITLER mustache!!!
I wish this was an Onion article 🤦
This is all dog with whistle on top.
It's the same thing as the Elon Nazi salute or speech Stephen Miller just gave echoing Goebbels.
It's explicitly showing support for Nazis with a thin veil of "no u" on top for those who will take an excuse.
If Adolf Hitler himself appeared today and shouted some furious hours-long speech about the superiority of the Aryan race at an assembly of tens of thousands of uniformed goose-stepping thugs, people would be asking, "was that a dogwhistle?"
I'm just waiting for them to do some like, DEFINITELY Nazi stuff before I condemn them and take action. You know stuff like shoving minorities in camps, or plainclothed thugs grabbing people from the street, or military deployed domestically, or maybe like a Wessel-esque state funeral, or declaring the opposition terrorists and arresting them. Idk the stuff so far could just be coincidence.
the only person i've ever seen actually look good with that 'stache is charlie chaplin. the only acceptable use of the toothbrush mustache is in a silent comedy film with a wacky guy sporting a tophat and cane.
The only other person is Hardy from the Laurel and Hardy duo. If he didn't have his stash, he would look like a giant baby.
Hitler would have thrown him in the gas chambers to strengthen the gene pool.
I laughed my ass off at first sight of his pic in the thumbnail image. Wow, is this rock bottom? Are we there yet?
The stupidity has never been more off the charts in my lifetime.
is this rock bottom? Are we there yet?
Every time someone asks that, society says "hold my beer."
I'm still pissed that info wars is not the onion. And now he's trying to rock hitler? The fuck.
If you think about the real reaction from the average woman in the street seeing a middle aged angry looking white guy wearing a Hitler moustache unironically is likely to be fear and alarm.
Now what Jones is saying is he thinks women are "melting" and "going wild" for him.
Therefore the conclusion that must be drawn is Alex Jones is so broken he thinks fear and disgust from women are signs of horniness.
Oh look, he's not dogwhistling anymore, he's straight up saying "Here Nazis".
Idk why but he gives more lukashenko than Hitler. Must be the whole fat guy without much hair thing. Also isn't he worried about insufficiently strained cocaine?
This is a man desperate for attention. Now many times when I'm shaving off the winter beard ... I'll end it with the Hitler stache to freAk out the wife..... However it does not leave the house. Why? Because I'd hate to be judged incorrectly by people as an asshole. This guy though? He is begging people to judge because he needs the acknowledgement and attention. Creep.
Alex Jones is more like Julius Streicher who also sported a pathetic moustache to ingratiate himself with Hitler. Streicher was virulently antisemitic and spouted all kinds of bug eye conspiracies but even other Nazis thought he was little more than an annoying clown.
What a stupid world.
I was having trouble imagining someone less sexually attractive than Alex Jones, but Alex Jones with a Hitler moustache may actually win. Or maybe covering any part of his face makes him look better, and he should just grow all the facial hair and also wear sunglasses.
In a week is he going to say it's a Chaplin mustache? Right after playing Hitler videos of course.
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
That's not what he meant by "there is no such thing as bad publicity"
Lex Luther meets Adolf Hitler looks with blue eyes, and they just didn't know what to do. They're like melting.
Self-confidence is everything folks.
If you ever look into the mirror and feel a little silly for any reason, take a deep breath.
At least you're not the clown who thinks Hitler x Lex Luther is attractive to any person.
> Bald Hitler
Peak comedy
Does he think he is making Hitler mustaches MORE acceptable?
MAGA is about acting transgressively while demanding everyone else be normie
that is their whole song and dance
"Hitler was a very kleptocratic, totalitarian, megalomaniacal individual."
Remind you of anyone?