It is hard to believe this is not an onion article. "We just made this up and now we are suing you for not warning people about the shit we just made up".

I’m not a lawyer but shouldn’t J&J be suing the Federal Government for making utterly unsubstantiated claims in an official announcement?

This timeline is so fucked that J & J somehow managed to be the good guy for once..

Hillbilly Tyrannical Fascist Government

VS

Monopolistic Corrupt Big Pharma Corporation

Who would win?

Stay tuned!

This is what happens when you put conspiracy theorists into office: You get them suing or attacking organisations for things that aren't real.

Many have tried, and many have failed to sue them due to a lack of evidence.

There has been no new evidence btw.

Is there any science proving this? Could I sue "Buckley's Cough Syrup" because of my gut feeling that they caused my toenail fungus?

It’s all fun and games until you realize discovery is a part of a lawsuit

Did their lawyers even pass the bar?

Wait the state is suing the company? Shouldn't it be the other way around? The company suing the CDC and RFK Jr. personally due to the clearly slanderous statements?

I read this as "Tylenol sues Texas for libal"

Took me a few re-reads to understand the idiots spreading the libel are the ones suing. They're gonna get counter-sued real fast.

Unfortunate that the tax payers will shoulder the burden.

Edit: this is a strange way for a company to get a government subsidiary:

1. lobby stupid politicians to sue you for stupid reasons
2. countersue.
3. ...
4. Profit.

God I hope texas eats a big old pharma dick on this one. I feel like they're just anti women at this point.

I hear that MAGA hats have chemicals that leach into your brain and make you a complete idiot.

Well, some lawyers are about to make a shit load of money as this drags out for a decade.

Texas failing once again at using facts and science. They love to shoot themselves in the foot and blame others for making the gun that shot them.

If there is a civil war, I suspect that Tylenol would be on the side of the Allies & Union. Texans and MAGA will have to use homeopathic remedies to (not) ease their pain.

Worst of all is that this probably will end in a settlement where the US government gets to claim they were right in exchange for just a "small" donation to the US government

This is upsetting to me.

I’m barely grasping my spot on the AuADHD space, and now it’s been politicized into a single dimensional disease Republicans are using to virtue signal, like the whole vaccine “debate.”

And I’m in freaking Texas. It’s not as Republican as y’all think, especially in the big metros, but somehow we got Paxton in.

And apparently you guys forgot about previous frivolous lawsuits. Huge media conglomerates, and other institutions, settled with the Trump DoJ because they saw them for what they are: a shake down. “Pay us, or you will find political trouble.”

That’s what’s happening.

The merits do not matter. There is no “fight” here.

J&J is going to settle with Texas and maybe others so MAGA doesn’t persecute them outside the lawsuit.

this is funny as fuck. what's next, allergy medicine causing ADHD?

Hopefully Tylenol sues texas back for being malicious idiots.

It turns out someone really was after his lucky charms!

Texas based leprechaun association sues all Texan kids for lucky charm thefts going back to the 70's!

Grifters have to make up the losses from Trump somehow.

Your tax dollars at work, Americans

As usual our AG is being an ass

There's no controversy in the health community!!! There's no link between acetaminophen and autism, period!