"30" "cougar" lmao
this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2025
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It's like the porn equivalent of a 24 year old being called a milf. Nonsense.
Well tEcHnIcAlLy...
Of course, but for the fiction it's a combination of age, attitude, and aesthetic. None of which are well executed, because porn.
More like when porn says 24 year old teens. I've seen it.
Whether the 24 year olds are teens or milfs depends on the size of their tits.
The plural is milves.
mothers i'd like… verily… enter… selfishly?
Milven
milven rope
meelf
I have a cat that makes that noise
Nah, it's the amount of overall cushion.
Hey, she's just got 6 years experience with being 18.
A little under a third of mothers were mothers at or before being 24 years old. Of course, the actually quantity of mothers 24 years or younger is much smaller than this because they aged, but it definitely makes sense to be able to encounter one and be enamoured. This is just being pedantic though, no one actually uses MILF literally 😅
Help, at one point I was younger than Shinji, but I am older than Misato now. But seriously, 30 is too young to be a cougar right?? She's a young woman, an older sister to Shinji and Asuka.
Way too young. This was made by a teenager.
Real talk, if you think youre being manipulated by an alcoholic, DM me. Ill do my best to help, it's like my penance for my drinking years.
Do you find helping out alcoholics easier or harder without the alcohol?
Well I wasnt helping anyone until I quit drinking
This sounds like a skill issue.
I'm joking obviously, addictions is no joke and you are awesome for being able to work through it, not everyone has that kinda strength.
Like with "generations" perhaps cougar is more a behavior and state of mind than a demographic. For example if you are getting blond highlights and brunette streaks on a one sided Karen cut, while sporting a whale tail and listening to Brittany Spears.. so what if you are 29?
30 is a cougar to who, teenagers?
Plot twist, they mean the mountain lions. Not older ladies
Far too old for a big cat. Would be easily killed due to arthritic stress
Was this meme made by a 12 year old? As someone who's inching closer and closer to death this just hurts. 30... The fuck
The anime is older than her. lol
No baby, 30 != cougar.
you are entirely correct, but I don't think someone about my age is a cougar
I don't want to be immune to cougars. I want all of the cougars.
Misato def occupied my thoughts for a long time after seeing Evangelion
I'm 45. I think that makes me immune to them.
What do you even call baby cougars?
Couglettes?
The duality of woman.
My partner, a 40 year old lesbian saw this on my phone as I scrolled past, frowned and went "30? That's a damn baby..."
Meanwhile my daughter, 5 and already an entire lesbian disaster comes trotting over wanting to see the "baby" her Mom just talked about. She was disappointed at first it wasn't an actual baby but started licking her lips and asking me (35 ace enby) "if I had that girl" She watches me play gacha games looking for new girlfriends and regularly steals my screen to kiss it.
Women scare me sometimes mang... lmao
Immune, I practically am one
I live in America so I know a 30 year old that lives with her parents because of how unaffordable things are here.
Honestly this meme does not work today. Probably best to replace it with someone's else's mother that looks way younger for her age but is actually in her mid 40s.
One could truly say in America that they did fuck your mother though at this rate. I know someone who did though unironically.
As a 30 yo agender asexual raised by alcoholics,
No.
So glad I'm a sober jod fucking damnit
Are there 30 year old alcoholic cougars that will love me and accept me for who I am and allow me to be myself and unload years of trauma?
I have a gallon of homebrew 15% ABV mead if they are interested?