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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago

Barclay's latest holodeck porn. Guy had a fetish for historical costumes.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 92 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

10/10 meme. Chef's kiss, no notes.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago
[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

There's six, actually.

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 84 points 1 week ago (1 children)

D'Artagnan wasn't originally a Musketeer.

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] krull_krull@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah, that part bothers me mpre than the number

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago
[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

Spoiler for a 170 year novel: They start out as The Three Musketeers then D'artagnan joins them.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] SatyrSack@quokk.au 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (5 children)

The order displayed makes this a little more confusing, but let's list them as they appeared and disappeared:

Moe Howard: The first of the two of the Three Stooges. A slapstick actor whose first appearance on film was as an extra, sitting on a diving board while exchanging slaps on the face back and forth with...

Shemp Howard: Moe's older brother. After failing at vaudeville, the Howard Brothers signed up with a shitty agent who got them shitty contracts, but pretty quickly paired them with...

Larry Fine: A talented violinist who was also a master at comedy, but struggled as a solo act. Never the real instigator, Larry fit in perfectly.

Shemp exits for a personal career

Curly Howard: Jerome "Curly" Howard was the younger brother of Shemp and Moe. Dude was an off-the-walls comedian on set, and a horrible, abusive drunk at home. His excessive drinking eventually lead to a stroke.

Curly exits for health reasons. He makes a cameo later as a passenger sleeping on a train, doing his iconic snore

Shemp returns

Shemp has a stroke

Joe Besser: Already a well-established comedian, and still under contract, the production studio rejected Moe's proposal to continue as the Two Stooges. They saddled the Stooges with Joe Besser, who refused to fully assimilate into the act. He continued playing his established character, and negotiated a "no excessive hitting" clause in his contract, which was significantly higher than Moe's or Larry's. This was a very polarizing choice for Stooges fans, but love him or hate him, Joe was the only way that the Three Stooges were going to continue filming shorts.

Shorts stop being popular, so the production studio drops them

Moe tries to go back on tour

Joe Besser exits after his wife has a heart attack

"Curly" Joe Derita: An established burlesque comedian who was excited to join the Stooges. Originally, he had long hair similar to Shemp's, and then the Three Stooges with Curly was suddenly popular again. They shave Joe Derita's hair, but he looks a little too much like Joe Besser or Curly Howard. They renamed him "Curly Joe" to differentiate while cashing in on Curly's popularity.

Larry Fine exits after a paralyzing stroke

Emil Sitka (not pictured): Named to replace Larry, but never got to perform.

Moe exits the Three Stooges because he was tired of the production studio taking advantage of him and all of his friends and family were sick or dead

Curly Joe tries to form a new Three Stooges, but nearly goes blind from diabetes

[–] bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I love Larry Fine so goddamn much. Always been my favorite Stooge, he's just so funny.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

From what I understand, a genuine gentleman. I was so confused when Shawn Hayes was cast to play him in the incredibly confusing project that turned out to be a movie. To my surprise and delight, he paid a very impressive and respectful homage to Larry Fine. It felt like he picked up the role like a Stradivarius: gently and with intentions of entertainment.

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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I never knew their last names. This explains the “Paging Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard” call n the hospital scenes.

I feel like such a Stooge right now.

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or the three Marx brothers, THERE ARE 5 OF EM but not all of them are actors, in the movies there are 4 of them

[–] negativenull@piefed.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The Needs of the All outweigh the Needs of the One

(might be a bit of a stretch)

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

But also all will satisfy the needs of ones

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Bryan Adams: And love!

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I just looked at this and I'm like hey that's Oliver Babish , the senior White House Council for the Bartlett administration.

I've been watching the West Wing too much

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[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It gets weirder because they're known for their storesmanship rather than their marksmanship.

Do they ever use muskets?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do they ever use muskets?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musketeer#France

They tended to combine long rifles and rapiers against heavy infantry, because both weapons could penetrate mail armor. They also served on horseback as dragoons, useful for outflanking main units and harassing the slower moving artillery, baggage trains, and reserve units.

Because rifle technology was in its infancy (early firearms were literally called "hand cannons"), bayonet-rifles and swords allowed soldiers to quickly close on units that were slow to reload. From a storytelling perspective, this made them popular as adventurous heroes of the battlefield. From a more military perspective, they were either household guards more inclined to be visually impressive than militarily useful or expendable second-sons of the aristocracy who were often more trouble to train and field than they were worth.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

expendable second sons of the aristocracy

Rowan Atkinson as the Black Adder looking perturbed, he's an overlooked/expendable second son in the first era of the show. The whole show is his comedic scheming trying to advance his position while avoiding responsibility

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Historical ones did, but marksmanship wasn't really a thing because, well, muskets. The ones in the book mainly rely on swords, nougat, and multiple Quirks.

In the movies, not so much. In the books they do. Historically they would have.

[–] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 week ago

THERE. ARE. NO. MUSKETS!

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I didn't know that the three musketeers were really Quigon Gin, the Sheriff of Nottingham from prince of thieves, Anakin Skywalker and Matt Berry.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Guy on the left looks less like Qui-Gon and more like Obi-Wan in Attack of the Clones.

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[–] negativenull@piefed.world 6 points 1 week ago

The remake we all need now! Thanks a lot for giving me this vision that'll never happen.

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[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was in the Supermarket a few weeks ago and "All for Love" by Bryan Adams came on and I was like "Is this the fucking song from The Three Musketeers movie that came out in the 90s?".

Indeed it was. Not sure who is making the Shop rite playlist, but rock on dude or dudette.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Absolutely. Don't lay our love to rest in the frozen foods ...

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

D'artagnan fought with the musketeers but did not actually hold the title of musketeer. Unfair, I know.

[–] TBi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Reminds me of a Jedi!

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"D'Artagnan wasn't a Musketeer. He only had a letter of introduction to the captain of the guards - which he lost!"

I read an abridged version of the novel and I grt that reference!

[–] picnic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Did you ever read the novel?

[–] chefdano3@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

Mighty nein vibes.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Dar tan yun

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Whatever happened to Chris O’Donnell?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think Batman & Robin finished his career.

Last seen in 300+ episodes of Tedious Police Procedural Show.

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[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

one is biologically a tiger

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[–] J92@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

His name is Albert! Albert! Albert the fifth musketeer!

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