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Honestly, I would fall into this trap.

The federal agent genuinely sounds like she is a person having car trouble, this trap would work on me because I guess I too am a fundamentally decent person.

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[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 180 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

As we all know, the worst of the worst tends to stop to help stranded motorists. It's a well-documented criminal trait.

[–] NKBTN@feddit.uk 1 points 5 days ago

In the UK in the late 70's they rolled out a scheme where they fitted disabled drivers cars with little flags they could raise if they were in trouble. There were TV campaigns to make people aware - "if you see this flag, the driver needs help".

Campaign was swiftly abandoned, because enough people saw the flag to mean "I cant defend myself and will be easy to steal from!" that it did more harm than good.

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 45 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I may be from a hive of scum and villainy (southsiiiiide!), but also I have jumper cables, so back up while I take care of this.

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[–] kunaltyagi@programming.dev 13 points 1 week ago

A common use of spare battery is torture. There's a clear correlation /s

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 101 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What the fuck are you doing America?

[–] phx@lemmy.world 101 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Punishing people for any form of kindness so that they are wary of helping anyone else in the future....

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's how you wear down the population, to dissuade people from engaging in resistance. This is also the point of the violent ICE raids: breaking the social fabric to better control people.

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 9 points 1 week ago

Sadly, it was worked perfectly for a whole generation.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

No good deed goes unpunished

[–] kunaltyagi@programming.dev 13 points 1 week ago

Teaching individualism /s

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[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 73 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

So here's the new way to help stranded motorists in the US: hold them at gun point, handcuff them to a tree, then fix their car.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Don't even need handcuffs, just need a thin tree or a pole.

Have them wrap one leg around the tree/pole and sit down on it, I remember reading that it would be nigh impossible for them to get up from that position without help

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Tried it at as a child, got out easily

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[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean… you could pull yourself up with upper body strength surely

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It only works for out-of-shape people.

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[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I don't understand how this works. Like crosslegged and the tree is only between one of your legs, not the other? Like behind the knee?

Edit: I've looked this up and found this weird video showing it

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c95iKhNmeSY

I'm guessing you can just lift yourself if you have the upper body strength, but it's interesting and a bit counterintuitive

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 64 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Where the fuck is the suspicion, nevermind "reasonable suspicion" behind the use of this tactic? Is helping someone with a broken car a crime, an antifa gang symbol or something to that effect?

There isn't even the pretense of crime fighting in this clip, just a bait trap to kidnap normal, caring people.

[–] kunaltyagi@programming.dev 35 points 1 week ago

Helping someone is communist /s

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 week ago

Isn’t Oklahoma passing a law that makes it illegal to help an illegal Immigrant in any way? If these laws pass, then the agent can say they were posing as an illegal immigrant, making the helper immediately guilty of a crime.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

I think their "rationale" is to snag the cartoon characters they've invented in their minds.

They expect an opportunist criminal to crime them.

This only makes sense if you believe there are literally millions of criminals in a town of 50 thousand residents.

I expect them to shoo away helpful people indefinitely

(Or, more likely, just arrest a random passerby and call it a success)

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago

Cartel tactics

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 55 points 1 week ago

Hey, isn't this what gangs and other criminals do the rob or kidnap and murder people? Oh, it's the same picture?

[–] Dry_Monk@lemmy.world 55 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is honestly pretty smart on the part of the fascists. A big portion of what is so effective about the resistance is that it's founded on strong community action. Neighbors helping neighbors, because it's the right thing to do.

Posing as a neighbor in need makes that act feel riskier. It changes the calculus, just a little, in favor of not helping your neighbor. They achieve their near term goal of getting their victim, but there's an even more valuable (to them) effect of weakening community ties overall.

Time to double down on looking out for your neighbors.

EDIT: Looking out for them so you can help. In case that wasn't clear.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (19 children)

I keep hearing people speculating that, when the American regime changes, these DHS and CBP agents will be put on trial.

But I think we all know that's never going to happen. Best we can do is name, shame, and socially ostracize them.

[–] jonne 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yep, if history is any guide, Democrats, if they ever get back in power, will want to look forward, not back. They've done that with Nixon, Reagan, the GFC, torture, Trump's whole ass coup, ...

It just means that the exact same characters will just try again.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Democrat president year: "We must set aside our differences and be united."

Republican president year: "The evil Democrats who plan to kill us all and take away our guns need to be executed."

Democrat president year: "oh what a doozy! We may have lost a lot of people in the Enslavement Camps, but now we must come together and be united."

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Ford set the tone by pardoning Nixon.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's not going to be a regime change. It's just going to collapse like Haiti.

[–] greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 week ago (8 children)

The American Century of Humiliation is underway.

Only question is do we consider its start Trump II (2120), Trump I (2116), Reagan (2080) or Nixon (2069).

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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 9 points 1 week ago

Stop waiting to be saved. It should be on sight at this point. The civil war is here and the rightoids are winning.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We are in unprecedented territory, and it will require unprecedented solutions. Our poor past choices to kick the can down the road have brought us to here, and now we have to deal with the can, and we have to crush it.

We can't just rely on the old patterns and strategies, we need new ones going forward. When you say that we'll only do what we always do, NOTHING, you tell those who are in charge that that's what we expect, and that's what we'll accept, even if we hate it. And thats what they'll do - NOTHING.

We have to tell them in every possible way, that we expect JUSTICE. We expect these people to pay harshly for their treason and corruption, and we will accept nothing less. Elected Democrats are not our friends, they are our Warriors, and if they won't fight for us, they have to know that we will fire them, and perhaps even prosecute them, if they won't do their proper jobs. If you are too cowardly to stand up to MAGA, we'll bring in someone who will.

So, No, they will not get away with anything. Those ICE Apes who murdered innocent Americans WILL spend the rest of their lives in jail, eventually. Just because they are evading justice at the moment doesn't mean they are in the clear. They know that as soon as things change in this country, and they will change, one way or another, they are going to prison. They will be sweating every election, they will be looking over their shoulders, knowing that one day they'll be arrested, and they'll never breathe free air again.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (5 children)

We have to tell them in every possible way, that we expect JUSTICE.

Dems won't listen. We told them we wanted justice with 1/6'ers. You saw how that turned out.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago

Pam Bondi became AG citing how she was going to bring pedophiles to justice. Donald Trump himself said he was going to drain the swamp of Washingtonian corruption. People say a lot of things, especially in order to get elected.

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[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 45 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I... this reminds me of a time that a good samaritan actually helped me when I was in trouble. He had a Hispanic accent and fucked off before the cops came, but him stopping to help might have saved my life.

I of course had no way of knowing his legal status, but it doesn't matter to me. That's the kind of person you want in your country.

This kind of "trap" is antichrist behavior. As in against the Bible and against the words of Christ.

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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds like the end result of thinking empathy is a sin.

arresting those who are kind enough to help.

and conveniently, those people tend not to be republican.

[–] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Wouldn't call it the end result, but rather the practice of attempting to make people less empathetic is that of an aggressor looking to divide the people. It has nothing to do with the concept of sin, and everything to do with breaking people apart, making people singular, more manageable targets.

This is a way of convincing people to be less trusting of those around them to prevent them from wanting to organize or cooperate with others out of fear that they may be suddenly arrested by undercover agents.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah that was Ted Bundy's tactic too.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I am a fan of pilling people at bar trivia:

'Which tactic did Ted Bundy and Immigration Customs Enforcement both use to capture their targets?"

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Imo the fatal flaw in the US system is that DHS doesn't have to have courts with juries for prosecutions. No jury would convict after hearing this was how somebody was caught

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 1 week ago

The real goal is to turn nice people into assholes like them.

[–] SirMaple__@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago
[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

War on Decency

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Well if a declining world super power attacks weaker nations (Venezuela) then why wouldn't it attack it's own, nicer people, rather than meet a challenge? Remember, bullies are cowards underneath. "Look at me and behold my greatness!"...(after beating up the tiniest kid on the playground).

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I've known people who got car jacked using the same tactics, DHS are continuing to use criminal tactics to fuck with working class people

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[–] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Fuck these guys.

It's also a really nice feeling to help someone jump a car, or help push a disabled car off the road. It's this short(ish) and well defined opportunity to do good, without much gray area of "is this the best course of action" or "am I making an impact" you get with longer and more complex activism.

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