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HI DR. NICK!
Meine Damen und Herren und alle dazwischen und außerhalb. :)
"Hey bitches, and bros and non-binary hoes!"
Alright everybody, be cool, this is a robbery.
"Attention Bajoran workers"
"Kings and Queens and In-betweens"
"Theydies and gentlethem"
There was discussion about what the NYC subway announcements should say instead of "ladies and gentlemen".
My vote was "listen up you little shits, [this train is going express until canal Street or whatever]"
I think they went with "everyone", however.
Another choice would be "Hey! We're drivin' heah!"
"Y'all..."
Hello everyone,
Hi everybody! But only ever in Dr. Nick’s voice.
Hello everynyan
Bold!
I like the preantepenultimate one, and I'm not just saying that to use the word.
"preantepenultimate [...], and I'm not just saying that to use the word."
Whatever your reasons, I'm glad you used that word, because it's a damn good word and I'm putting it on my list of good words (a silly project that I've had for a few years now)
That would 100% be a legitimate enough reason, though 😁
Hey meatbags!
And for the dismount as you leave:
sup cunts
I like J Kenji Lopze-Alt's "Guys, Gals, and non-binary pals" for inclusivity and being not overly-formal. Then again, I'm a cishet guy so feel free to point out any flaws I may not see.
"Hey ladies, hey fellas, and the people that don't give a FUCK" - inclusive king Fred Durst
In not going to say Limp Bizkit sucks, you know it, I know it, I'm not going to say it.
-Trent Reznor
In undergrad I had an O-Chem Prof, from England, who would start each class by gathering our collective attention with, "Oi, You Lot!". Awesome and Epic
😘👌
“Hey y’all!”
Texas may have more (far, far more) than it’s fair share of problems, but y’all is gender neutral and works both as singular and plural.
How large of a group is required before you'd say: Hey all y'all
I think it’s more about group density. 1,000 people in an auditorium is “hey y’all,” 100 people at a park is “hey all y’all”
IDK what others think of it, but I like "Laddies ( or however you spell that plural of lad ), Lasses, and Lasso's" from The Click.
What's poppin, primates?
Oi cunts
“Hi”
My social skills are beyond your comprehension
"'Sup, cunts?"
perfectly inclusive, only excludes non cunts, and who wants to speak to them?
Now I'm remembering the smell of K-Mart: A mix of rancid popcorn oil and cigarettes.
And piss, don't forget the piss.
And when addressing an individual instead of the crowd:
"You there! No, not you, the other one!"
"Attention, duelists!" <- my hair
Lads, lasses and lessers <--- queerphobic version
meow
I've always been partial to "ladies, boys, and ladyboys..." myself.
Ew
Hey ladies, fellas and everyone between
Hello folks! - informally archaic
<..googles aunty penny...>
I concur!