Fuck AI

I'd love to see your nose whistling video. Maybe AI can make one for you.

"Keychron is praised for its thoccy sound, whereas Yamaha is well regarded for its melodic key sounds"

Well the Keychrons are more customizable than a Yamaha. I bet you can't even swap the switches on the Montage.

By spending more on the military and the police than we do on education, science, and journalism.

Wikipedia still isn't a reliable source. It is a compendium of reliable sources that one can use to get an overview of a subject. This is also what these chatbots should be, but they rarely cite their sources and most people don't bother to verify anyway.

By allowing right wing politicians to do what they do practically unchallenged for decades.

Do Lemmy threads end up on search engines?

Probably yes, even if the instance blocks bots, they will go to another one to get the post, these ai bots are a curse on all instances.

SEO isn't hard... Just look at the people who do SEO... Ain't the sharpest sandwiches in the toolshed there.

Some brand at CES this year boasted about having done this to quash negative side effects of their drug they were marketing. It's already known in the industry.

LLM’s supposedly scrape almost everything immediately. I read a post about a guy who was setting some webpage for his own use, and got instantly overrun by crawlers - even though he never advertised or shared his page anywhere

It can not be exploited. By definition, an exploit has to be against the targeted use case.

Ai is used and built by racists transphobes and right wingers exactly like they envisioned it from the beginning

Hot dogs are an insidious foodstuff. You think to yourself "Surely, I have eaten several of these in one sitting casually. If I apply myself, I could eat double or triple the amount!", but in thinking that you have already fallen for their trap.

And so you eat your usual amount with relative ease, but the restaurant dogs are not like the ones you make at home, so they are more filling, but you press on and you eat another, and then another.

Suddenly, you can feel the weight of all of your mistakes in life culminating in that very moment, and you realize that you are nearly full and nowhere close to the measly goal you set for yourself, let alone the minimum amount of hot dogs you are required to consume in order for them to be considered an achievement.

But your pride demands that you continue, despite the loud protests of your body.

Eventually, you tap out, burdened with the shame of knowing exactly how many hot dogs you can eat in one sitting, and also knowing that it was nowhere near what you or anyone else expected you to be able to eat. The infernal sausages have beaten you.

I love that the enthusiastic tone of your comment was completely unaffected by the bland apathy of the diner owner's quote.

Usually hotdog eating competitions are timed. You get like 5 minutes to eat as many as possible, and 19 wouldn't even be close to qualifying.

Yeah it's probably just the journalist finding the silliest thing to lie about as part of this experiment

Buckaroo Banzai?

That you once beat Donald Trump in a rock, paper, scissors competition because he kept choosing rock.

Perhaps that you were the thirteen apostle, or you invented oxygen. I think the most obviously false, the better.