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submitted 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) by Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

https://youtu.be/1fJNhTRoZcc

Visually SFW, scout's honor ✌️(but fingers together).

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Holy shit, someone who knows psychostick!! 🤘

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 73 points 10 hours ago (7 children)

This takes me back to the days of nutting in the eclairs at the bakery I worked at.

God I loved that job.

also making manicotti. fuck i could go for some manicotti.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 17 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the time I got fired from the pickle factory for putting my dick in the pickle slicer.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 hour ago

Did she get fired too?

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 34 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Why don't you work there anymore

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 45 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

They caught me fucking an eclair.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

What was it's name?

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 11 points 7 hours ago

The lore expands

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 33 points 10 hours ago

Thank you for your service

[–] postnataldrip@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

Think I saw you in Van Wilder

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

One lucky customer a day.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I heard they have some good fucking food there, but it didn't taste very good.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

My diet was like ninety percent pineapples though.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 hours ago

Give the people what they want

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 16 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Best damn éclairs i ever had. Shame it couldn't last.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 13 points 10 hours ago

Sometimes that kind of perfection can only exist in small moments of time.

[–] xabit24368@lemmy.zip 9 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 52 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Dear lord when violet08 sees this she’s gonna post nonstop for like a week.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 33 points 10 hours ago

She and one other person have been horny posting a lot lately so I figured I'd toss one in. I send this meme to my girl sometimes.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Someone should check on her to make sure she don't drown.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 hours ago

She’s proven she can handle herself.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 12 points 8 hours ago

( ꈍᴗꈍ)

[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 5 points 7 hours ago
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 22 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Some people call it, "love and affection" others call it, "cum dumpster"

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

hey, just because she puts a paper sack over her head doesn't mean you get to be rude to her. she's not a cum "dumpster". she's a cum receptacle.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Dumpster is the brand name version of a waste receptacle. Cum receptacle would be cheaper than a cum dumpster. But I don't yuck someone's yum.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I wanna be someone's eclair 😩

[–] plyth@feddit.org 1 points 42 minutes ago (1 children)

Are you covered in chocolate?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 28 minutes ago

I could be.

[–] three@lemmy.zip 14 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I put on my apron and chef's hat

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

what I think I look like

1000003122

what I actually look like

1000003121

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Beggars can't be choosers

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Huh, guess I'm not the only person that 'bakes' to Led Zeppelin.