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[–] pageflight@piefed.social 77 points 2 weeks ago

The hair clips are a nice detail.

[–] tod@slrpnk.net 45 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

ew, a woman? on the internet? weird (/s)

god forbid a girl have some fun on the internet (smh)

[–] tod@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i'll allow it but try not to get progesterone on everything

spills bottle

what did you say?

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You can't do this and not say cleavage. C'mon!

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

They're minerals, Marie!

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

...what? I think you might commented on the wrong post

[–] jedibob5@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

The pinching of the cytoplasm when it starts to split in mitosis is known as cleavage.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I think you might have failed biology class :-|

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

Dang, it's been too long. I shoulda figured out the joke, but the memory was recessive.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

easy there, honest mistake

[–] Keegen@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

thank you, what an awesome artist. they're also on bluesky!

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Beautiful, but the hair things, esp. 3 and 5, dont line up with what I remember from bio

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Love the Junji Ito reference

[–] aciddev@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago

We always love when woman turns into women.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

... and that's how a slime girl is 'born'.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

you just insulted my entire race!

... but also, yes

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dub ist eine ... schleimfrau?

Ein ... ... glibberwesen?

... And that's the extent of my German.

I will now return to 'Gorlami'.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

sometimes i feel like it, but not currently actually.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Hah!

Are... was I even close to how you'd say 'slime girl' in... what my ancestors call 'Pennsylvania Dutch'?

('Deutsch', eh too hard to spell, lets go with 'Dutch', to mean German. ... yeah.)

Slime-woman?

Goop-person/being?

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

you were surprisingly accurate even

Dub ist

It's "Du bist" though - you are

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah, whoops!

An actual rookie mistake, hahaha!

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

no, a rookie mistake would be to move diagonally when you can only move straight

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Hrm.

I think I'll try spinning, thats a good trick!

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

fun fact: when a rook spins, it's still in the same configuration afterwards, no matter what angle it spins by. This is because rooks fulfill the S(2π) supersymmetry and when you rotate them, it's still the same state. This is why rooks don't lose any energy when they spin around! In fact many say they have their round shape due to being molded while spinning, similar to a potter's wheel. Anyways that gains them their special power which is they can store large amounts of magnetic energy in the field due to circular currents flowing inside them without actually experiencing any resistance. They can then use that magnetic field to power something similar to a magnetic coil gun similar to how a medieval fortress might have shot arrows down from the tower, which gives them their long range and makes them so scary.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

(I have no idea what i'm talking about.)

And yet I actually follow what you are saying, silly it may be, it is... theoretically, technically sound.

So for spinning rooks, (especially when accelerated to rotational velocities experienced in a coil gun), to avoid the gimbal lock problem, you can use quaternions to represent their actual orientation, which... more or less, is complexifying their 3D orientation vector into being a 4D object, manipulating it in 4 space, and then solving or reducing the 4D object back to its 3D shadow/original self, to know its 3 space orientation.

This is particularly helpful when playing any kind of chess that involves more than 2 dimensions, as well as keeping track of long distance ballistic deviation due to projectile wobble, and/or a ballistic trajectory through different ambient pressure/resistance/drag-inducing gradients.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is it gay if it's cytokinesis?

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

history will say they were roommates

[–] grandma@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This better not awaken anything in me

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Stupid sexy mitochondria

[–] robobrain@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Based on the hair clips in the last step, wouldn’t this actually be an illustration of meiosis?

yeah you're right the hairpins are not very accurate ... the drawing was done by an artist who learned about mitosis on the same day that they did the drawing ... so don't expect too much accuracy here :D

[–] Golden@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Cytokinesis is part of cell division, but it's distinctively not part of mitosis.

Eta: Cytokinesis takes place during the M phase simultaneously with PMAT, but is a separate part of the cellular process. 

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

yeah the drawing was done by an artist who learned about mitosis on the same day that they did the drawing ...

[–] Golden@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fair enough, I appreciate them finding a way to make the subject more fun 

I appreciate it too

[–] Fokeu@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

That's adorable

[–] flora_explora@beehaw.org 4 points 1 week ago

I feel like this makes everything more confusing. You cannot really follow the hair pins through time because the person takes them out of their hair at one time and the alignment isn't in the hair. And step 4 confuses what it says (the sister chromatides almost divided) with what it actually shows (the cells almost divided).

[–] orenj@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So does the mother cell no longer exist, or is she her own daughters and still totally the same amoeba lady, just twice?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

So sad that Abbey & Brittany are stuck at stage 4.