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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] dumbass@piefed.social 79 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 days ago

That sure sounds like his job though.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 53 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Jargkra@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 7 points 5 days ago

Dude it was my favorite

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

”You can please some of the people some of the time, and you can jerk the rest off.”

Robin Williams

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 44 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Don't, you are one of my favorite posters on here at this point lol. Just go where your whimsical (and horny) heart takes you

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They have 3 posts on a 10hr old account... what am I missing here?

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 50 points 5 days ago (3 children)

She deleted her former very active account and disappeared for a bit. This is her big return.

[–] sveltecider@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 days ago (6 children)

I really don't get why this user is so popular. It's like lemmy found one woman on the entire website and they started a fan club.

[–] Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'd get it more if it didn't seem like the same people hated Mickey7 for doing the exact same thing, but being a dude posting.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

Personally i like him as well but he sometimes ventures into boomer humor which doesn't really vibe with me. Other than that, apparently a fun dude.

I definitely agree that horny heterosexual men have a hard time on lemmy though. Actually i recently wrote a similar conclusion myself on some related post, feels nice to know it's not just my impression.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

He also posts funny memes

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

From what I've seen. The love now is a reaction to the initial hate. When violet08 started posting I remember most of the responses were "what is this horny shit doing all over my timeline?" and when they wouldn't let up people started to see them as an icon.

Now that they've deleted their account and came back of course people are going to be hyping up the prodigal son even more ironically than usual.

[–] DearMoogle@piefed.social 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

IDK but for me, it really emphasizes the fact that there are barely any women on here lol

[–] sveltecider@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

She's not the only woman who posts regularly. There's also LadyButterfly and Sunshine.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There are many people who do not make their gender clear/known; it's usually not relevant

I don't know what db0's gender is

Nor what yours is

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think Violet, LadyButterfly, and Sunshine are all arguably woman-presenting usernames or strongly hint at it, no?

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"LadyButterfly" says "Lady" so seemingly declares gender

The others seem to follow the stereotype but could also not be

Her posts are based

I don't think it's about her being a woman it's just that there isn't much other hornyposting on Lemmy; she fills a niche

So people end up recognizing her

Lemmy is small enough that there are many well-known people on it, people whom many users recognize

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

She posts funny memes

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago

Ah, thanks for the explanation!

Welcome back op!

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[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

You also have to be the master of nuns :/

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Welcome back, micky7 and I have been carrying the horny meme post torch in your absence.

[–] rayboy@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ahhh I see you made a new account, I was wondering where the tag I put on you went lmao

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 days ago

I can imagine so many options. What was her tag?

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

If it gets a chuckle out of me, the chances are high that it's a post from you.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 20 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

No you’re a seductive tortoise

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 5 points 5 days ago

If you are in an open office...

[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 5 days ago

yay! we missed u!

[–] db2@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago
[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 7 points 5 days ago

I need to join a union...

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Don't forget to put a few rivets into Rosie:

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 days ago

As a licenced mechanic, yes.

Well, time to learn a trade I guess

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 4 days ago

Sometimes better than a master of baitin'

[–] Una@europe.pub 5 points 5 days ago

Not necessarily, one trade might be willing to jack you off.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 4 points 5 days ago

Remember to wear your safety gear! In this case, one of those RSI wrist braces...

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

look. I'm not here to judge or anything, but make sure you use more wrist and thumb.

you can never go wrong with more wrist and thumb.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

There's a couple other variables you're not considering like dick-to-floor distance or mean jerk time.

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

Tip-to-tip efficiency!

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

you gotta make the remaining distance up with your lips, tongue, and mouth.

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