Crazy Fucking Videos

This is the cringiest shit I've ever seen in my life.

Plate carrier with no plates.

If i were made to create a character who was trying to be tough but is actually a big, scared manbaby that lives with his mum it would be this gif.

Can we ban Christian law next?

Reminds me of this.

In an unrelated though, this guy has such an American hair style.

Bet he can't tell you what Sharia Law is.

The fact he's doing this in the middle of some giant, random parking lot really ties together the "modern America" feel.

If you'd want to make a parody video of this, you'd just need to post the same video

Christian Nationalists are the most insufferable blowhards you'll ever regret meeting.

I hope his opponent runs an ad that is just a couple ranchers standing next to their trucks on the side of the road. Voiceover says “this is Mark and Thomas. They were going to bring their cattle to market, but diesel is $7 a gallon. They don’t care about sharia law, they care about feeding their families and keeping their ranches independent.”

Is the sharia law in the room with us right now?

I'd be curious to hear his definition of sharia law that doesn't also ban his wet dream of a Christian theocracy.

Scumbag signaling only works until they have to actually come up with legally sound language.

If Americans actually understood their Constitution, they would rightfully laugh about this idiot.

Which makes me wonder: with all this "hurray! Patriotism" in American schools, wouldn't it be better to stop wasting time on this stupid "pledge of allegiance" and use this time to actually learn something about US politics?

Is it just me, or does that vest look like it's missing plates?

this guys getting his dog whistles from 20 years ago.

Tell me you haven't read the Constitution or the Bible without saying you haven't read the Constitution or the Bible.

$5 says he beats his wife and rapes kids.

Reminder that all of Wyoming has about the same number of people as... Fresno, Tuscon, or Atlanta.

Imagine if every state had a senator per roughly 250k people.

New York City, just the city, would have 34 senators.

What an insufferable dork.

So much high school bully energy in this one.

You can tell he feels cool in this video

But he want a version of sharia law that is Christian. There is no difference he is just too dumb to know that.

God how I hate these people.

The MAGA hat is a great touch.

Didn’t the founder of MAGA just accept a 1.5 billion dollar bribe (via a crypto currency buy) from a country that abides by Sharia Law?

Also he is trying to ban something that is already banned in the US.

I'm so sick and tired of Americans proving they are the stupidest fucking people on earth every single minute of every single day....

I want to run for office on banning Shariah law. Then once elected, introduce and push through a law to do just that. But while called the Anti-Shariah Law Act, it actually enshrines broad universal provisions to keep all religions out of government.

Sure, fuck sharia law, its bullshit,but you're in the wrong country there, buddy. Maybe you should go to, say, Afghanistan, and then act all cool with your little loser maga hat and see how long you'd survive.

I'm betting on less than 5 minutes before you come running back screaming for your mommy or that you get your ugly ass shot.

Either way, fuck Sharia law BUT YOU'RE IN THE WRONG COUNTRY ASSHOLE

FUCK TRUMP FUCK MAGA AND FUCK YOU.

Me not bothering to put anything in my spotless unused plate carrier.

Does slayer know he is using their music?

Fuck me, that looks like the onion put it out.

Wow, that guy looks tough. He might be dressing up for Halloween a couple months early, but I for one, am super intimidated. That's the reaction he's hoping for, right?

I wonder if he got a license from Slayer to use Raining Blood in this video.

Nice! What is his opinion on werewolves?

Sharia law, Christian law, Jewish Halacka, all awful ways to live for most people.

I don't think any of it should be illegal. BUT, the least we could do is stop financing fundamentalists. Churches, synagogues, mosques should all pay taxes, like everybody else.

They also abuse the hell out of our social safety net. We all pay for this, and they are making bloody fortunes and sending billions back to the Taliban and Israel and HAMAS and Uganda and on and on and on, fueling slaughter.

p.s. oh dear God this video is insufferable.

What’s the difference between America and Iran right now? Both very conservative and regressive

i thought this was a parody video at first

Fat guy walks past threats that don't exist.

Is it intentional that he looks like the MAGA cousin of Charles Boyle (Brooklyn 99) that isn't invited to the Boyle family picnic anymore?