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Saw this while scrolling Taobao. Don't want to come off like a shill so won't post the link here, but it was too good not to share.

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[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 58 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I need to learn Chinese so I can use their internet.

[–] TimeTravel_0@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

I dont know chinese but I still click links on bilibili sometimes to see what I stumble across

best thing ive found is this: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1se411U73s/

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

biden-alert

Chinese meme culture is so advanced. Our best Elsagate kids can't produce quality gibberish like that.

[–] AbbysMuscles@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

THIS GOES SO FUCKING HARD 🤣🤣🤣

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

This is beyond incredible

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Chinese shitposting game is way too ahead of the world it's insane

This is the power of shit posting under communism.

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

peltier-laugh What the fuck am I watching.

[–] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anyone having problems viewing that on mobile?

[–] TimeTravel_0@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Click the thumbnail, then the bottom link in the popup

[–] abc@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I don't speak Chinese but the part with Cyborg from Teen Titans & a cat stabbing an old man in the gut spoke to me....

[–] theother2020@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I used to go there to find (🏴‍☠️) movies. Never had that much luck though.

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

there are a ton of sick Stalin hoodies on aliexpress (in English)

makes me wish I lived somewhere cold

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

welp I just bought a half dozen Soviet themed t-shirts

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Then you'll probably appreciate this full res design that can be used at any custom t-shirt printing service https://imgur.com/9VfMTRf

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Haha yes that's excellent

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's not loading for me. Is this a rickroll, ppb, or what?

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

weird, try the links to the better privacy imgur frontends that HexReplyBot sent to the above comment

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

An Imgur link was detected in your comment. Here are links to the same location on alternative frontends that protect your privacy.

[–] CommCat@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

saw a T-shirt with Stalin riding a motorcycle with a giant menacing bear behind him on aliexpress lol

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

There used to be a script on greasyfork for autotranslating Baidu/Yandex search results.

[–] bestesttrash@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

ok but what if its $27 with the matching shorts?

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

New gym fit once I resume my status as biggest mfr there

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Dangerous levels of drip.

[–] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Post the link you fucking lib.

[–] wombat@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

stalin was the greatest leader in world history

[–] StellarTabi@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago
[–] AbbysMuscles@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Okay haha but like what if you did post the link here

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone’s gonna think you’re desecrating the Ron Swanson

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

What if I think Ron Swanson is desecrating my beloved Iosef Vissarionovich?

[–] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

History will blow the dust off of his drip

[–] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Incredible, how do I get this?

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Since people are asking for it, here's the link.

Unfortunately idk how/if ordering from outside China works.

[–] StellarTabi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I don't see the item in the link.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

If a girl steals this hoodie, she's the one.

[–] abc@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

unlimited design

CULTURE stalin-cig

CREATIVE stalin-joking

PERSONALITY stalin-stoic

[–] theother2020@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

We need this to be an emote. stalindrip

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Stalin has a stand? dio-walk

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Stalin wearing all that jewelry and especially a gold watch is revisionist as fuck, tbh. I much prefer our own version stalin-gun-1 stalin-gun-2 or at least stalin-comical-spoon