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Hasan just called him the stupidest person alive lmfao

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[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 67 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Demanding to speak to the manager of Australia

[–] Spike@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Mr Prime Minista!

Legit though if your MP was a farmer that was that approachable you'd be much happier than what we currently have

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please send your letter of complaint to 1600 Pennsylvania avenue, Washington DC

[–] HexBroke@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Very funny

https://www.sec.gov/edgar/browse/?CIK=805157

It's actually 1601 MASSACHUSETTS AVE NW, WASHINGTON, DC, 20036

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 63 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do people actually think change.org petitions are useful for anything other than a joke.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If this gets 10k signatures, Obama HAS to respond to it.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

Guise they have to build a death star if we all sign this.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

2,064 signatures, 25k goal

There's the problem. You'd be able to vote if you had simply vote d

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He also wants Hasan to debate him now while he still hasn't showed up for his debate with Badempanada.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's going on between badempanada and Hasan?

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think they mean drew and badempanada. Basically BE said yeah man I can do whenever here's some slots, please be aware of the time diff between latam and aus. Then drew was like nah i can't get up at 11 am

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Oh, you're right. I misread that. My bad, was multitasking work.

Thanks for clarifying!

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

How does a man who radiates this much loser energy have a single follower

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

Imagine using not living in Australia as a threat

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

What a snowflake

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

Boy Boy should visit him and give him a big ol kiss right on the mouth

[–] copandballtorture@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

Attention, ahem, ATTENTION EVERYONE!

The handsome popular streamer made fun of me on steam to thousands of people, pointing out how dumb and wrong I am. Here is proof. Please sign my petition 🌽🌽🌽

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

The petition has been taken down lmao

[–] IMF_DOOM@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Complete nerd shit lol

i-spil-my-jice MODS! MODS!! DEPORT HIM powercry-2

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hasan doing shit with Boy Boy who consistently put out dprk content makes me think he's a bit better than he lets on.

[–] DanComrd@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I stan Hasan for a few years now and overall I'd say he is a positive figure in the leftist movement. He had and still has a few bad takes but nobody is perfect.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Like there's no way he doesn't know what content they've made right?

He knows and he doesn't give a shit. If he's slightly wonky on certain topics he completely makes up for that by being completely and totally willing to work with others that have better lines than himself. He platforms tankies and as long as he keeps doing that he's good.

[–] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

get the hell out of my country

nope not even, you're a fucking settler living on stolen land lmao

[–] Deadend@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

Hasan is wrong. This guy is not the stupidest person alive. One of his fans is the stupidest.

[–] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

wojak-nooo

"HE VICIOUSLY ATTACKED ME BY CALLING ME NAMES GUYS!"

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

Does anyone like this guy? Surely even libs find him cringe.

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] PaX@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Love Pixar dads <3

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

I can guarantee the people of Taiwan would hate his ass. Westerners have this weird idea that they can walk into Taipei and just start shit talking the PRC to rounds of applause when they’re more likely to get weird looks for talking politics in the most obnoxious way possible.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

fuck up, cubehead

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hasan willingly chooses to live in Australia? Canceled!

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

visit I think, he lives in southern california

[–] Poison_Ivy@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Lives in Los Angeles in the Edendale area

[–] Poison_Ivy@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

This guy just wants to motorboat hasan’s sweaty hairy pecs before gobbling his cock without admitting it

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Bring him on the stream and watch Joe Rogan clips!