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[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 147 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You open it up and it's a PDF.

The pdf contains a address you have to go to.

At the address is a single desk, with a woman who tells you that you can only apply online.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

And she’s eating from a Costco sized tub of plain Greek yogurt

[–] Onsotumenh@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Sounds like how digitalisation works in Germany. Put the form online as PDF, then either require the other side to print and send in or recive via email then print it yourself and file it into a cabinet...

[–] owl 66 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (11 children)
[–] mycelium_underground@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As general rule you should look at where a URL goes as well as what the link text.

A big ass link that is pointed towards tinyurl should have set off alarm bells for everyone who clicked the link.

That was slick @owl

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[–] cute_noker@feddit.dk 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You son of a bitch! overnmentjobs 🤣

[–] owl 6 points 1 month ago

Thank you, I fixed it.

[–] pootzapie@lemy.lol 13 points 2 months ago

Incredible beautiful amazing

[–] ksigley@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago

What a lad.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago
[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

YOU SON OF BITCH!!!!! 😂

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[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In a way, you just took my virginity. It's the first time it's genuinely happened to me, I didn't see this coming. This is a great feeling but I also feel a bit ashamed.

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[–] Allero@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

governmentjobs* But yeah, nice one!

[–] owl 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Thank you, I fixed it.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Perfect in every way, good job.

[–] Copythis@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah... I want your mommy, too.

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Obviously this is a silly example, but I really do remember when they would write out full urls with paths like 3 directories deep in magazines and newspapers expecting you to manually enter those urls and visit whatever site. I hated that shit in the early days of the internet in grade school. "http://www.theentireforty-ninecharacterlongnameofthecompany.com/marketingadvertisements/newspapertimes/landingpage79fad5c21e.html" (don't click that link... i just made it up. It doesn't go anywhere.) I could barely type but now I have to get every character correct or I might accidentally end up on a black market website or porn somehow (where my fellow Whitehouse dot com victims at?). QR codes and smartphones really are godsend for print media internet ads.

P.S. I told you it didn't go anywhere. You feel better now?

P.P.S. Apparently Whitehouse dot com still functions but is no longer porn. It's some election betting thing now? Idk.

[–] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My first memory of being told to go to a web address was in 4th grade. My teacher wrote a fairly long URL on the board as something those of us who had internet at home could go look at about the lesson she was talking about. So we were expected to write this URL down on paper, and then later type it into a computer. This very slightly predates AOL keywords.

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[–] kautau@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It took awhile before engineers also became UX people and were like “ok, but let’s start the project from an end user’s point of view.”

Unfortunately soon after that, marketers took over as the bosses of the UX people and were like “ok, let’s start this from a ‘how do we get more people clicking the buy now button’ point of view.”

[–] graphene@lemm.ee 28 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You know what? I forgive url shorteners, sometimes they truly are necessary

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Why has nobody invented a URL longener?

[–] yax@feddit.org 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Apparently somebody has: https://www.kamogo.com/17?geranium=vast&examiner=pleasant&range=wrathful&district=acceptable&crab=giant&producer=luxuriant&skirt=juicy&tuba=holistic&carnation=dispensable&suppression=sedate&kenneth=old-fashioned&rope=direful&trunk=strong&step-daughter=incompetent&park=horrible&dad=blue&mandarin=muddled&lier=calm&newsstand=dynamic&tiger=curved&veldt=overt&operation=evil&belly=puny&anklet=detailed&turkey=teeny-tiny&stadium=imperfect&output=murky&sailboat=uneven&wingtip=disagreeable&run=stormy&eggnog=guiltless&decade=invincible&scene=healthy&preparation=poor&maybe=jagged&committee=abusive&german=offbeat&barber=pleasant&chowder=frail&turkish=shallow&capricorn=accurate&sweater=berserk&retina=zealous&marriage=naive&fatigues=tense&susan=sassy&maniac=screeching&insolence=zippy&ride=level&chaise=questionable&example=light&swell=petite&booster=vengeful&antechamber=funny&impulse=faulty&balinese=succinct&pannier=historical&diction=likeable&shade=troubled&taxicab=victorious&inn=miniature&innervation=goofy&law=needless&till=credible&imagination=erect&zampone=selfish&blue=thirsty&mandolin=telling&vacation=spectacular&gland=ancient&abyssinian=rightful&bedroom=low&shred=bright&omelet=inexpensive&complement=plain&diploma=silent&grouper=melted&hybridisation=kindhearted&fur=cheerful&grain=kindhearted&theory=highfalutin&kayak=spiritual&delete=harsh&machine=parched&eyelids=heavenly&patrol=crabby&virginal=excited&mailbox=clumsy&bowling=ugly&shorts=wee&delivery=halting&adult=mammoth&inventory=funny&hit=protective&imprisonment=dazzling&buzzard=squalid&smile=earsplitting&cesspool=demonic&luggage=bad&kleenex=rustic&copywriter=wealthy&tam=woozy&headrest=fragile&kind=hulking&robe=versed&adapter=capricious&ejector=racial&riser=aspiring&vessel=crooked&appliance=therapeutic&chivalry=grandiose&stinger=materialistic&dirt=obsolete&lobster=substantial&right=legal&methane=deranged&beret=therapeutic&crop=odd&disengagement=tangible&equipment=smelly&sun=thoughtful&sunbonnet=needy&playground=quarrelsome

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can always add unnecessary query parameters. Just throw on a ?fart=butts&pen=is&herp=derp etc.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If I wanted to add unnecessary characters, I'd just use dots.

Like this: (Lemmy unfortunately breaks the URL) google.com...............................................

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[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Out of frame, above the other text: "Job requirements: experience with OCR-tools."

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

How was OCR in 2013? This mightve basically been the test for the job

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

It was bad.

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago

Plot twist: the job is specifically for a transcriber/translator and requires high level of accuracy.

I could totally see this as being a thing back in the day before everyone was walking around with a supercomputer in their pocket capable of OCR.

[–] tuna@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

we have a truly marvelous application process, which this margin is too small to contain

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[–] Bryllyg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 months ago

Sadly they've already deleted that page because the URL has "trans" in it. >.>

[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 17 points 2 months ago

If I remember this site correctly from back then, it was one of those run by idiots that made you upload a PDF of your résumé, and then enter all of the same info in web forms. This tracks.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I wish someone would type that out into the comments, so I could click the dead link and feel a small sense of satisfaction; simply by knowing it was dead before I even clicked it, confirming my suspicion

But it's the internet... so 50/50 whether some hero does it for no reason, or someone throws some kinda rick-roll response. Either way, I ain't typing it out and I can live with the disappointment... sorry y'all, I'll try and be better next time

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I'm pretty sure 90% of that is just a tracking link, you could probably ignore everything after and including the question mark

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

It would need the job Id parameter, but the rest looks like unnecessary filters

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

No, its search parameters. Likely everything after the job ID is not needed though.

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago

damn i missed the deadline by 12 years...

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do they still charge by the word? Character? Whatever? Because that's funny lol. If papers still mattered that would have cost them a fortune.

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[–] jet@hackertalks.com 11 points 2 months ago

Somebody got paid by the character

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 8 points 2 months ago

Data entry operator?

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they're looking for someone who's good at OCR

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[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

I wore out my percent key typing in the url.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Somebody correct me, but I remember a url (or any long piece of text) can contain a small image. I think it was hexadecimal code. I was looking for the words "base16=" or "base32=".

[–] danhab99@programming.dev 9 points 2 months ago

You are correct those are called "data urls", they're intended to embed files in text.

This is not a data url tho, it's an ugly link

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[–] Zer0_F0x@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I mean if you type up to the jobid=xyz it'll work fine :p

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