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[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 211 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Someone ping me when the ADL condemns Trump for this.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 138 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why would they care about dead Jews from 80 years ago when trump is giving them the green light on killing Palestinians now?

[–] obvs@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (3 children)

When he's done with the Palestinians, his love for the Jewish people and Israel will evaporate.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 48 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Authoritarian support of Zionism has never been about giving the Jewish people a place to live, but instead about having an excuse to exile the Jews in their midst. Zionism is anti-Semitic.

[–] jonne 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yep, the reason for the holocaust was that the initial Nazi plan of exiling all the Jews to Madagascar was deemed impractical.

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[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 month ago

You'd have better odds of living to see Moshiach on earth.

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[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 134 points 1 month ago (3 children)

so thats what nazis called the gas eh. can we get trump some of that love?

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 71 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Only time I will ever say this but, I hope Trump gets the love he deserves. I only wish endless love for Trump.

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 106 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ain't no hate like conservative "love."

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've been trying to think of a phrase to use on a sign for the 50501 protest on 4/19 and I think this might be the one

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[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 65 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Trump is a violent rapist so it "makes sense"

[–] carrion0409@lemm.ee 64 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm now officially convinced we all died during covid and went to hell

[–] AlexLost@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It's even worse. Christians fight hard to make hell on earth a reality so they can live for ever in peace in make believe land when they are no longer living?! Make it make sense.

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[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 60 points 1 month ago (4 children)

So, confirmed Nazi - again. How long will it be before someone stops him?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeeeeaaaah......about that.....

I'm afraid I've got some bad news.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dude, we have to have hope. Everyone, keep up the embargoes of every billionaire company that supports him. Money is the only thing that will work.

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[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My Jewish parents voted for this cunt.

[–] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

My fil is the most Jewish looking man i know, he votes R. He's a financial planner and he's a one issue voter, taxes. He's not going to Europe this year because he dosnt want to have to worry about coming back. He knows he fucked up now.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

May he be treated with the same love.

[–] plantmoretrees@lemm.ee 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I keep thinking it can’t get worse, then it somehow does

[–] Comtief@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago

I think it can get much worse.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 39 points 1 month ago

That's... Something.

Even from Trump, I wasn't expecting that.

[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 month ago

I mean, this is a guy who considers rape the highest compliment he can pay a woman.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Not literally - several sentences are being condensed together, but it's abundantly clear that Bonespurs still has his head completely up his ass. I can't believe that waste of oxygen is representing the United States to the rest of the world. AGAIN.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (4 children)

AGAIN

This is the part that gets me. I don't get it.

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[–] menemen@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And still students disliking genocide are the antisemites according to AIPAC and co.

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Honestly, at this point I'm convinced that it's AIPAC that is still spreading the meme that disillusioned Palestinians and their supporters cost Kamala the election. The really pro Palestine leftists are the type to either never participate in electoral politics anyway, or were strategic enough to vote for Kamala. Trump won because white middle America voted for him, not due to a handful of student protesters. I think AIPAC is still pushing the "Palestine protesters lost Kamala the race" as a means of making the Palestinian cause more unpopular. And frankly, it's working. Any story on Gaza will have people gleefully celebrating it

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[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The same love that the Palestinians have been receiving

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It's only recently I've come to the frightening realization that...we're all tensely waiting for World War 3 to start. It HAS started, the fronts just aren't within the traditional empires; and a good 70% of the war is on ideology and propaganda.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 34 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Over 6 million people hugged to death 😔

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[–] Corno@lemm.ee 30 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Wouldn't this be considered a form of Holocaust denial, which would make Trump supporters Holocaust-denier supporters?

[–] TheOgreChef@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I mean, a very large percentage of them are holocaust deniers already.

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Please let me treat Trump with the same love for 5 minutes.

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[–] DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] LarryLurkman@lemm.ee 26 points 1 month ago

Same as the love Israelis are showing Palestinians in Gaza.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Full quote though it's not really any better:

“I said to them, was there any sign of love?” Trump said, recounting his conversation with released hostages.

“Did the, Hamas, show any signs of like, help? Or liking you? Did they wink? Did they give you a piece of bread extra? Did they give you a meal on the side? … Like, you know, what happened in Germany?” Trump said, absurdly comparing the hostages’ situation to the Holocaust, which murdered six million Jews.

“People would try and help people that were in unbelievable distress,” the president went on, suggesting that the Nazis were known for their generosity.

“No, they didn’t do that, they’d slap us,” Trump said the hostages told him about Hamas, while sitting next to the man who is currently leading Israel’s genocide in Gaza. “Their hatred is unbelievable.”

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[–] Ronno@feddit.nl 24 points 1 month ago (4 children)

This is infuriating, but what surprises me more is that Netanyahu seems to be fine with it? Seriously? He romanticizes the holocaust?

I know some Israeli are protesting on the streets, but this type insult should be met with country wide demonstration, right?

[–] Someone8765210932@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

I'm no expert on this topic, but you should keep in mind that Netanyahu's government is extremely right wing. These types of wannabe dictators only care about themselves.

Also, it benefits him if Jewish people can't feel safe outside Israel. "Us vs. them" is a powerful tool to keep his people in check.

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[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Let's treat Trump with love.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Old man rambles on. The day the universe decides to take this orange fuck with be a great day.

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[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And he says this in front of the Israeli prime minister. What a mad lad.

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