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[–] AZX3RIC@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago

He missed a step before and some after:

Do everything humanly possible with the thing, learn exactly how it works, become subject matter expert, then put it somewhere.

Have someone randomly ask about the thing, knowledge dump, excited to show the person the thing, forget where you put it.

Be at home a few weeks later, find the thing, be sad you couldn't find it earlier, put it in a new pile, for sure you'll remember where it is this time!

[–] Bort@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 months ago
[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I see this guy also bought a Flipper Zero

[–] QuantumStorm@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I used mine to get into my office building until someone got suspicious.

[–] swampdownloader@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's pretty easy to scan and emulate NFC keycards and such on the flipper. I'm guessing that's what they did. I've been meaning to try it out with mine.

[–] QuantumStorm@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I scanned and copied my RFID keycard.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Me too thanks. I can read my cat's microchip now, which is cool, I guess.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

It actually came in handy for that since we got a dog with a chip but not the paperwork, and were able to register her with the service.

Gotta figure out how to make it work with my garage doors next

[–] Schorsch@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

Well he certainly got into Meshtastic!

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My rowing machine

In its box

In the basement

For the last year and a half

[–] swampdownloader@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you are not physically active in other ways I encourage you to fetch it from the basement and set it up this weekend

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thank you. My partner and myself have not at all been active for a while due to medical issues. There is no raisin we couldn’t use a rowing machine now, though. We need to.. be people.

[–] 0xD 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Easier said than done, and I'm in the process of doing it right now as well, but you gotta get used to breaking the constant cycle of "I gotta do it" and replace it with "I will do it now".

Doesn't work every time, doesn't work every day, but every time is a large success that makes my day better and my head a nicer place.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 19 points 2 months ago

The ceiling fans in my garage call to me on occasion. Usually that occasion is "sitting in a warm room with no air flow."

It's been about 6 years now.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My entire foray into home automation.

There's a box full of AliExpress zigbee sensors of all sorts in my office.

Someday...

[–] GTG3000@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

Literally me. I should get to setting this stuff up, probably.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 17 points 2 months ago

I mean, you can take it out of the shipping box but it stacks pretty good with the others if you don't.

[–] Buelldozer@lemmy.today 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Oh man, this one is a direct hit.

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I have two raspberry pi’s just sitting in their boxes. It’s been two years 🤦‍♂️

[–] Buelldozer@lemmy.today 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I feel ya. Two still in their boxes JetKVMs and a new Pi 500 is just the start for me. Soooo much stuff, so much money, and hundreds of hours of research into all of them.

[–] zenforyen@feddit.org 8 points 2 months ago

At some point I had three, and thought of buying newer more powerful models or the small versions for tinker projects I will never do.

Eventually sold and gave away the unused ones, the only one I have ever actively used is effectively just my music system (hard drive with music collection and my Hifi speakers attached via HifiBerry DAC).

What's worse, in the last 2 years I bought 3 hardware synthesizers and learned a shitton about sound design. Still haven't created a single track or interesting patch with any of them.

Right now I am writing a short story, because I had a cool concept idea. Maybe I will complete at least one hobby thing for once? Oh my dear ADHD brain, you do really have a will and life of your own.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I'm pretty sure this is the intended use case for them, though.

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Are you me??

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

I just tell myself that I should be happy that I can afford to buy the thing in the first place. There have been times in my life when I couldn't, and it's definitely better than that.

[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago

Fuck.

Ouch, man. Why you gotta attack me like that?

[–] 474D@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Currently going through this watching videos of Walstad method aquariums lol

[–] nis@feddit.dk 6 points 2 months ago

You really should put an explicit comment like that behind a content warning.

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Well thats a terrible idea, I did that once and now I'm setting up a second one to "do it even better".

Before you know it you will have a fish room and no money.

[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have no idea how I got past this phase in my ADHD. I think at some point my brain went “okay only buy thing you’re going to use like every day”

[–] graem@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

for me it was when i bought a 6" grunt mech gunpla for 40 dollars.

[–] fondue@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Honestly I really enjoy doing this. Have done it constantly for decades hah.

You end up having a graveyard of fascinating things that you can rediscover, and repeat the same cycle on. My small dwelling is full of surprises and discovery. Same shit I have been staring at for years. It's great.

[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If that’s ADHD, then capitalism is ADHD for the masses

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Capitalism does prioritize engagement and spending by exploiting short-term dopamine rushes, so in a way kinda-sorta yes?

ADHD as a clinical diagnosis though is the chronic inability for the brain to absorb/retain dopamine; a neurological or chemical issue that isn’t “caused” by behavior. Severe enough and you get to the point where you desperately want to play a video game or watch a show but can’t even press the start button 🥲

[–] Bort@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

I want to do soooooo many things and almost always end up doing nothing at all 😭 (being medicated helps with that, luckily)

[–] Schorsch@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

On the one hand, capitalism loves us (or our money) and wants to make everyone else behave like they have ADHD too. On the other hand it hates us and treats us like pieces of shit, even more than the general population.

Let's take revenge and try to have a good life without being shamed for 'slacking'. Living well is the best revenge!

[–] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 7 points 2 months ago

Hey, I'm in this picture!

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Thank you for the reminder. Pretty sure I have two random gadgets sitting around on month 3 or 4 somewhere, so now I have a great activity for the weekend, or not, we will see.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 2 months ago

I have everything I need to build an enclosure for my cheap-ass laser. I have things I want to do with the laser when I can use it without smoking up the house. I have not started on it yet.

I have everything I need to make the rc planes I have been designing. Its all sitting on a shelf waiting for me to do my thing.

One of the things has been waiting for me to do my thing since before I moved.

I'll get to it.

Eventually.

Maybe.

[–] applemao@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I am pretty sure this is anyone, not really ADHD specific. More like a "makes me feel good to buy something" specific. Which is many many people.

[–] Buelldozer@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago

It's the other steps that make it ADHD.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Urge or compulsion?

Bcs the process is a drag, takes hours & a bunch of irrelevant decisions.

[–] millie@beehaw.org 5 points 2 months ago

My Japanese saw and shinto rasp just sighed in annoyance.

[–] slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Sometimes I’m frightened to think about using something.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

Ah. Not just me then. Good to know.

[–] prowe45@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

My Retroid Pocket Flip 2 arrives on Monday. Soon I'll have more consoles than ever before I can emulate but probably won't.

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I have a 16 channel RC plane remote and an RC plane simulator i used thrice and haven't used again in the last four years.

It hurts