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[–] Focal@pawb.social 7 points 6 days ago
[–] JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

hell yeah, your dog is based, I couldn't do that shit

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 6 days ago

More! We haven’t showed God what we are capable of!

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 131 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The camera lens isn't just bending light, it's bending reality itself. That's the only way to capture pop tarts in any appreciable detail at this pup's nose distance. Orbital spy telescopes use similar technology.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 1 week ago

Made a slightly adjusted version of the meme 😁

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 week ago

I love everything about this trend and I am endlessly entertained

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 46 points 1 week ago

We choose to do this, and the other things, not because it is easy , but because it is hard.

This is the other things.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 45 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I never thought I'd live to see the day! One tall stack for borsois. One giant leap for pupperkind.

[–] r@piefed.social 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Impressive! Your dog is so cute! Also this might sound weird but I love how the puppy reminds me of a lamp. I don't know why lol.

ps: no that was not a typo for lamb. I actually do mean a lamp

[–] localhorst@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] RmDebArc_5@feddit.org 50 points 1 week ago
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thank you, but sadly this is not my dog. I’m just a huge fan and want to share her amazing accomplishments.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

They go by Esperborzoi on FB. I know the dog’s name is Ora.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 week ago

Updated the meme

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is the quality shitpost I have come to expect now.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A shitpost so wholesome, of such quality, it has become a compost.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At what point does it become a grass roots movement?

[–] Natanael 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You have to bring the seeds first

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago

::Corn kernelling intensifies::

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I showed my wife at 14 and she was not impressed. At 20 she is impressed.

[–] ProbablyBaysean@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Wow, 6 years to appreciate puptart balancing. You are committed. ;P

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

That took me much longer to figure out than I would admit to in person.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So you’re just going to skim over the guy having a child bride?

[–] ProbablyBaysean@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

Ehh, it could have been covered by Romeo and Juliette laws, or he married her later, so I didn't focus on it.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

at this point it's less about the dog's stability skill and more about the owner's stacking skill.

[–] IronpigsWizard@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

I'm really proud of this dog.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago
[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Bet you can go to 25

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 week ago

I didn't even know we were trying.

That dog is tarted all the way up

[–] shittydwarf@piefed.social 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm sorry but weren't we JUST at 14?!? What is even happening

[–] Natanael 5 points 1 week ago

Exponential growth

[–] flango@lemmy.eco.br 9 points 1 week ago

The pinnacle of self control

[–] aceshigh@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Your dog looks relaxed. I tried stacking toys on my pups head and he looked ashamed and uncomfortable.

imminently stackable borzoi.

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Loooooong dog

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This dog is so goddamn cute. What do you do with the pop tarts afterwards?

[–] Natanael 3 points 1 week ago

Save them for future stacking attempts

[–] Skunk@jlai.lu 6 points 1 week ago

Oh nice, now I want the same drawers chest and big mirror for my bedroom (dogo as well if that’s an option).

I REQUIRE MORE

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Ngl, when I was a kid, I thought that our neighbors Afgan was a monkey. I think because of the up curled tail.

Beautiful dog you have there!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago

Absolutely in-fucking-credible!

[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge 4 points 1 week ago

They're not wild berry, tho? walks off

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

how many treats between attempts did you have to give it to get this far? lol

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

This is the best thing on the internet!

[–] Fades@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Certified blessed

[–] RedMari@reddthat.com 3 points 1 week ago

Didn't I do it for you

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