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Bless you, Portland.
Keep it weird
Nobody ever had to say keep Portland weird. We all trust them to keep themselves weird
Yeah, Austin started using it because of the immense amount of external pressure to conform to Texas’ otherwise rural conservative mindset, plus the internal pressure from the (again, conservative) state legislature being located there. The motto was a rebellion against that pressure. But Portland hasn’t been historically pressured in the same way.
Im not near Portland but will be naked in solidarity
If ever there has been a time to call for an emergency naked bike ride, this is it.
Remember male folk you can't be arrested (anyplace I know of anyway) for wearing a speedo and conservatives hate it.
depends on the state for women too iirc
Red being "ambiguous" and blue being "no" is certainly a choice
one of the decisions of all time
Yeah, I had a similar thought. I mean nothing is set in stone with color coding, but there are some pretty clear norms.
Check your local laws too. State might be legal, the city might not. For example in Texas it is often illegal or restricted under local ordinances.
I lived in Seattle for a while and got used to the nudity, imagine my sadness moving to Arkansas which bans any public nudity "within view" of the opposite sex (hello gay campgrounds) - but last year I saw a lesbian go topless at Pride and I was SO happy! My straight neighbor made it a point to mention how she didn't care for that, and I'm like, it's our event lady, don't come.
Having lived near Seattle most of my life and visiting for any number of festivals, sporting events, visiting family, the zoo, parks, a weekly bocce league, I never once saw a topless woman except for at the solstice parade.
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Man, I hate these maps. Sure, it's still shaped like the US, but the states are in totally incorrect places. For example, VA is three states in on this map. Functionality is more important than esthetics.
it's better than trying to see what color one of the tiny northeast states are
id argue it is more functional than a normal map lol
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MN clarified that toplessness isn't lewd, and therefore it's legal.
https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/minnesota-supreme-court-women-bare-breasts-lewd-ruling/
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Remember any folk, the law does not matter to fascists.
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But we don't have good healthcare here... at least wear sunblock and knee/elbow pads and a helmet.
Quck question, how uncomfortable is it to ride a bike while naked? Sounds pretty awful. Any accidental castrations?
If your balls hang low enough to be caught in the chain, you should always tape them up. Otherwise, just keep the seat lubed and it’s not a bad ride.
How far do your balls hang?
About 3'50"
Goddamn Loch Ness monster you ain't gettin no 3'50'' ballsack
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Just in case ICE comes to kidnap everyone, it would be nice if the bystanders wore extra clothes they could lend the nakies because it's cold in the KKKamps
F'Yeah! Portland knows how to weird out, or is that out weird, these weirdos
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