wonderful gun safety there, just merrily point it at people's crotches while your finger is near the trigger, why not!

Drunken Pete: don’t be fat

The national guard: ^^^

They picked the perfect guys for Chicago. I hope they brought their beers and their wings for... "DA BEARS!"

They should gobble down more Happy Meals. WTF, they are a disgrace to the uniform and the oath every single US soldier pledges.

Texas National Lard

Thing is, those are guardsmen. Probaly are called up and pulled from their families to end up in Chicago.. All for the benefit of a deflecting old fuck that doesn't want us to remember that he's likely on the Epstein list for doing the dirty to underage girls.

This is the EXACT thing we're supposed to forget. Epstein.

Heavy troops

I try hard not to make fun of people’s appearances. It’s not fair to mock them for their weight or their little mustaches or their ill-fitting camo gear.

But….

These are evil people arriving to do evil things. Sometimes ridicule is the only weapon we can use against them, since violence would only bring more of the same.

So I guess it’s fair to say that these fearsome warriors, hot off their recent and decisively clear victory over anorexia, will pour into Chicago, like beef gravy over pizza, and devour their chosen enemy, no matter how much sweat, panting, and snacks it takes...

Unless their enemy is at the top of more than 2 flights of stairs, of course.

I thought petey said no fatties allowed

Meal team six.

Update: Meal Team Six also sighted by residents of Chicago suburbs

Jesus Christ, Meal Team Six inbound, clear the approach vector!

Gravy Seals.

If anyone wants a transparent PNG, here it is.

They're eating the immigrants!

They deployed 120 soldiers and 360 chins to Chicago.

This is General Gronewold from the Oregon National Guard.

https://substack.com/@thedangerousones/note/c-164243455?r=52ig94

O lawd they comin'

two legends

I don’t understand how they passed their pt tests?

on second thought, we can totally take em.

Homeboy in the middle hasn’t passed weapon safety training apparently…

Like Tiananmen square, the regime stopped using local troops in an attempt to flex their authority and instead brought in outside military with no attachment to the area so they would have less trouble being ordered to fire on civilians.

These gravy seals from the South are gonna be the tattered flag and trump sticker on a truck types that sit around the desk at the guard base wishing they could punch a liberal.

Stop commenting on their shapes! The true cynical issue here is Divide and Conquer.

Why don't they deploy national gaurds who are from Chicago?
I'm sure there plenty of military servicemen whose origin and families from Chicago itself, that if they really cared about protecting the Chicago community.

They bring people from the most opposite polictical spectrum, from opposite views and concerns of Chigaco residents, from opposite far states to police and arrest folks they have the least connections to, to obey orders and terrorize residents without any objection or understanding!

I love how everyone is so willing to hate on their weight/body shape here as if that matters, what matters is if they will uphold their duty to serve this country or be cowards and do whatever Trump says and serve him. Who cares if they don't have the body type you associate with a marvel superhero character? Even if they are infantry we aren't talking about frontline troops meant to spearhead invasions we are talking about The National Guard. This just seems like such an easy way to try to start flinging mud when the issue is existential and directly related to whether we are under authoritarian military rule or not.

Trust me, Trump hates these people, this form of deployment of National Guard is a disgrace and is meant to be humiliating to the people who actually believe in something who are serving as it is anything else, he wants them to suffer so they can provide clips for their political BS machine as they clutch their pearls in manufactured terror, realize what the implications of that are outside of whatever politics those National Guardsman have or whatever physical shape they appear to be in or appear not to be in.

This must be that higher male military standard Hegseth was talking about.

Reserves, they been reservin'