CasualEurope

False, I am the only one speaking properly.

Non-regional on calls, Texas or Florida drawl when I'm talking to Southerners, Cuban accent when I'm with my family or girlfriend...

I code switch for company.

Scottish mongrel, in that the area I grew up in, the area I lived in for my early adulthood, and the areas both of my parents come from all have different accents

Like I’m eating peanut butter or my lips are glued

My accent is usually at the end of the word. For example, most say "Timing", I say "Timing".

In English language, I presume.

No aspirated occlusives.
d, b and g sometimes get replaced by t, p and k respectively (but without the aspiration!)
s, sh and z sometimes get conflagrated into s, ch sometimes into ts.
Generally, the rich English inventory of different sounds is reduced to a bit over 15 sounds.
The stress is usually on the first syllable.
S and t are pronounced from a slightly different part of the mouth than typical in English.
Then... You can also hear that I used to be talking quite a lot with Scottish people. It's funny how that sometimes makes itself visible.

Croatian (native): Noticeable southern (Dalmatian) accent

English: I think it's a mix of Slavic and American accents.

Generic RP English with hints of Aussie and slips of German

I speak Dutch with a faint regional accent that most fellow Dutchmen would be able to place in the general cardinal direction.

I can lay on the local accent more thickly, but I dislike it, it's not pleasing to the ear.

The amusing thing is that it's a very particular accent that doesn't really feature in the 'fun accents that are commonly used in parody' I doubt many people that weren't born here or have lived here could identify the city by ear.

Rälli draiver

Northern Irish: sounds like a pirate who developed a severe depressive illness and tried to blow his brains out with a rifle, but survived the injury and went on to live another 60 years with no lower jaw.

Our accent needs to be banned from the airwaves.

Heavily invested in "sch" endings

Thoroughly generic American accent with a sprinkling of Midwest "Ope".

Tex-mexic-american skater with a dash of hood.

Decipherable northumbrian.

I'm not sure if this is an optimal description but I find that my action drifts like a shitty car on an iced over road because I've absorbed a lot of international media.

I joke that I was half raised by British and Australian comedians.

I grew up kinda everywhere in the US. Was born in the South, lived on the east coast for a bit, then in one of the northern states that really supported the Confederacy, then in one of the big urban centers of the U.S. I mostly try to suppress the more Southern parts to get a very generic American intellectual accent, but my real heritage slips out when I throw out a y'all'd've.

Impossible to describe exactly without virtually doxxing myself, because I am from a part of Germany where the local dialects vary noticeably between neighbour villages.

Lngisland

Cawfee

Ayyyy I'm walkin here!

Basically American asshole accent lol

I spoke with an American expat girl some months ago, and she said I have the most Eastern-European accent she ever heard. I replied "Tanks"

Southerner brit who watches too much US telly, but tries to resist the influence.

Middle class english with a northern lilt

Y'all ain't never heard a southren feller afore?

Slavic who struggles with the soft r and cannot pronounce þ after 20 minites of talking.

What, english? Some international mix, bust mostly murican i'd wager.
Native? Northern.