This chart is ridiculous.
Sec WAR spends at least 30% of his day snorting huge rails off his desk, the back toilets, and prostitutes' boners
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But what do the songs he sings remind him of?
Real men on lots of tedtosterone.
You forgot about him jerking to images of uniformed officers
Yeah, he calls that time "leak investigations"
Eewwww. That’s what I get for commenting
I felt gross writing it, everyone loses.
I thought "leak investigations" was him interrogating everyone he sees about who keeps drinking all his alcohol.
I read it as "uninformed officers" at first, and frankly both work 🤷🏻
Haha ACAB ;)
He gets blacked out, and he screws up again. Because he'll never learn to stay down.
Man I miss Colbert's late show ...
What was the original
The source of this meme was a graphic from the Late Show with Stephen Colbert, if that's what you're asking.
It's not edited?
Nope, not edited
Oh sorry I fat fingered the downvote.
You mentioned Colbert so I thought it'd be from the 00s.
Crazy how I read all that in the pacing of Tubthumping.
it's literally the lyrics of tubthumping
It's also funny because Chumbawumba are incredibly based af
Fun Fact: their album Tubthumper was one of the first I CD's I ever bought. I always stuck to cassettes up until that point.
That is a memorable turning point to CDs, change tracks instantly, and the CD changers, good times!
That's actually fucking fantastic, thank you for sharing this!
I always upvote and rewatch this when I see it.
That's the least crazy take possible
you forgetting investigates mens testorerone levela nd ball size.
Piss in the microwave...
Millions of enlisted folk have made “drink hard Monday, sweat it out Tuesday morning PT run” work every day for years and don’t leak classified info, booze is not the reason Pete is a shitbag
It’s possible for many people to be a shitbag at the same time.
When it comes to ammo we as a society have on all these fuckers by now, 'he drinks' is pretty much the weakest one.
I feel like a leak investigation of that size mist be due after all that drinking...
The testosterone shot
- checks the homies' testosterone levels by licking armpits, urine and cum taste test
Interesting way to spell "advance the proletarian cause by sabotaging the forces of bourgeois capitalism."