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Terrible hill to die on flattened-bernie

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[–] D0ctorPhi1@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can't believe I doorknocked for this fucking imperialist.

[–] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

I door knocked on boomers McMansions and futilely made the case for them to not vote for Biden and they stood their ground. So cringe

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

Objectively the moderate wing of fascism.

[–] puff@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

If he had passed away peacefully of old age instead of endorsing Hillary and Biden and not fucked Yugoslavia he would have had an okay legacy. Now his legacy will always be bombing Yugoslavia and Gaza.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I just feel sorry for Bernie at this point

[–] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

"Ok grandpa let's get you to the Hague" is the correct stance on Bernie.

[–] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

He could just not appear in the ad if he didn't want to

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

It's pretty easy to wake up and not support genocide. Hell, I do it every morning. I don't know why he doesn't just have a (D) next to his name

[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

This does nothing to bolster Biden, it just further tarnishes Bernie

[–] Zrc@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

crumble into dust already

mY fRiEnD jOE flattened-bernie

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Two racist lich-king scumbags gotta have each other's backs

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Should have died a hero

[–] NoamParenti@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Bernie looks like a hand puppet in that picture.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

I am not a fan of this gritty live-action Statler and Waldorf reboot

[–] wombat@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

social democracy is objectively the moderate wing of fascism

[–] VapeNoir@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Okay, not to sound like a masculinity twitter account, but bernie and brandon are basically the same height, so to achieve this photo bernie is either hunched over like mr burns or biden is standing on a lift

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it seems that most pictures of the two back to the primaries biden's got height on him, bernie probably uses the measurements from 20 years ago and shrunk but biden the type of ancient guy that hasn't (yet). it can happen.

[–] Storm@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Under proper conditions, a mummy can maintain its mass and proportions for centuries.

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Or he's two steps back

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Biden hoping Bernie still has that 2016 momentum. Little does he know that it’s been long gone.

[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago