this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2025
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[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

This is my poophole. It was made for

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago
[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 62 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Why did I think the centaur on the left was a man doing unspeakable things to a small elephant

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 4 points 6 days ago

You're not alone. Exactly what I saw too.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You wouldn't fuck a malnourished baby elephant.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

No, no. Im not a pedophe ill let them get a little older, though. Keep the malnourished thing...

[–] BubblyRomeo@piefed.zip 19 points 1 week ago

At first, I thought it was a women giving head to man and then I thought was a woman getting railed......

[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 10 points 1 week ago

Oh no! I can't unsee it now!

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

THEN WHO CAN I CALL THE POLICE ON??!? 😭😭😭

[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 week ago

people who didn't wash their hands

[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago

Yourself for caring about everyone else’s bathroom use

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Disgusting, this sign discriminates against robots.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Do... robots... poop now? 😧

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

they squeeze out spent AA batteries

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Omg, I just realized they'd probably call it dropping logs, too.

Everybody poops, and if they don't they're an android

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s a dude with a horse’s asshole and tail.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean op's not wrong, everybody poops, but I bet that that horse-butt guy can poop

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

That guy shits

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I’m trying to understand the handicap mermaid. Shouldn’t the chair have a propeller or something?

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Everytime I see ocean things I think of SOMA. I may have some sort of mental disorder.

[–] wunami@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

On land mermaids would need a wheelchair or something similar even if they aren't handicapped.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

They might also get around like sea lions, hard to say.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[–] DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Merperson touring a human city - presumably they have both lungs and gills so can spend a day out of water.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But can they sing? Do fathers on land reprimand their daughters?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Why yes, human women are famously known for wearing cutlery in their hairdo.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What does the Braille say?

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“The last person to read this didn’t wash their hands.”

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Jesus that's funny

[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wizards don't go to the toilet. They soil themselves, then cast prestidigitation to clean their clothes.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 days ago

vanish mepoopum

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago